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We all love golf course rankings, but there's quite a bias involved, huh? Host a major championship and you're basically guaranteed a spot on the list. What about the average duffer who's more impressed with the beer list than the slope/rating - or prefers friendliness over the fine, imported lotion in the locker room? Where's our list, hackers? Answer: Right here.
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A tradition in Carson City, Nev., the Divine 9 Road Trip is a party on wheels. Participants play nine courses - such as Genoa Lakes Golf Club and Dayton Valley Golf & Country Club - two holes each, all over the course of 11 hours - plus share laughs, stories and spirits along the way.
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I've been slumming it out on cheap public courses my entire life. At one point, aren't I entitled as a lifelong golfer to finally enjoy the fruits of my suffering on a well conditioned, thoughtfully designed private course from one of the game's premier architects?
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If we at the Golfer Supremacy Rankings could write a script for how the FedEx Cup playoffs would end, we couldn't have done any better that than how things finished at the Tour Championship. Phil Mickelson won the Tour Championship after an emotional and stressful year that saw both his wife and mother fight breast cancer, Tiger Woods proved his knee is no longer a question and, finally, the PGA Tour tossed around bonuses like they were AIG on steroids - and no one seemed to care.
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In 2009, the FedEx Cup is the last big event-ish-like thing-y that Tiger Woods can win, his final chance to save his season and possibly golf. If Steve Stricker wins, everything Tiger has accomplished in his career is for naught.
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Here at the Golfer Supremacy Rankings, we are 100 percent patriotic, right down to our red, white and blue bikini underwear. That's why we burst into patriotic song and dance when the U.S. team held off Europe to keep possession of the Solheim Cup. It was truly a great moment for golf, and this nation.
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Like many of you out there, I have long been dazzled by the ability and charisma of Sergio Garcia. I fully bought into the idea that Sergio could be the next Seve Ballesteros and provide Tiger Woods with a generation-long challenge. And I, like many others, was terribly, terribly wrong.
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Forget all the lessons you took from golf pros. Forget the straight left arm, proper posture, head still, full shoulder turn, pronate, supinate, belt buckle to target, complete follow through, right elbow in pocket and the zillion other things some guy charged you $40 a half hour to remember. There are only two lessons you'll need in order to be a good golfer.
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Even a couple weeks later, Watson's amazing British Open still dominates all in the world of golf. At 59, Watson came within one 7-foot putt of shattering the record for oldest player to ever win a major. Who knows if we've seen the last of Watson as a contender, but make no mistake about it, Tom Watson coming in second at the Open is the most extreme sporting moment of the year.
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Like it or not, folks, when it comes to golf, us old guys rule. The average age of an avid golfer is in the mid-50s, and 78 percent of that group is male. Here are the top 10 reasons why old timers love the game so damn much ...
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As the years have gone by and the Internet has dominated our lives more and more, golf blogging has become a valuable part of the sport and is shockingly becoming a respected form of golf media. And it has managed to accomplish this despite the fact that most golf bloggers are terrible beyond comprehension.
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My friends, let me say this as calmly as possible: Take all your money out of the banks and head to the hills. We're officially 11 minutes from seeing the entire world meltdown into a Mad Max-like anarchy where only hot dudes on motorcycles prosper. Seeing Tiger Woods' golf mecca in Dubai fall under financial pressures is just too big to ignore.
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Slow play is the pimple on the ass of golf. Everyone hates it, but they don't know how to get rid of it. It's a good thing golfers aren't armed, as it would prove too tempting to pick off the guy in the group in front as he retrieves his fifth ball out of the pond.
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While the The Golfer Supremacy Rankings have long held a reputation for accuracy (and have even been acclaimed by ESPN's Jason Sobel), few have given the GSR the credit they deserve. But that should all change soon, as the GSRs become the first golf ranking system to use Wolfrum Alpha, the newest and most important golf blog research tool in the history of humankind.
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Gambling involves the same pressure, whether you're rich or poor. You had better know what you're doing when you gamble. Let's face it, you're a bad golfer or you wouldn't be on this Web site. You'd be on GoodGolfer.com or something, and bad golfers rarely win bets from good golfers, even with handicaps.
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By repeating at the Texas Valero Open, Zach Johnson has shown that he is not just one of the best golfers in the U.S., but he's got the consistency that can define greatness. In that way, he is a lot like the Golfer Supremacy Rankings, the greatest golf rankings system known to humankind.
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There are two types of cheating in golf: legal and illegal. Legally, you can cough or drop the flagstick near your opponent or rattle change in your pocket when they are putting. However, it's illegal to kick a ball out of the woods while your playing partners are preoccupied with the beer girl.
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Here at the Golfer Supremacy Rankings, we're all about hyperbole. That's why we're thrilled to see ESPN golf writer Jason Sobel lose his mind over Brian Gay's 10-shot victory at the Verizon Heritage. Comparing Gay's victory to great triumphs by Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson is the type of rampant hyperbole golf needs.
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A familiar name may have stumbled upon a way to give golfers the higher profiles they deserve. Yes, once again, Natalie Gulbis shall lead them. With her appearance on Donald Trump's deliciously good reality show "Celebrity Apprentice," Gulbis has once again shown the way and proven the importance of being seen.
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The biggest, most prestigious golf tournament on the planet is set to tee off, and we're oozing with adrenaline. Finally, golf is back to the front pages where it so deservedly belongs. So, in honor of the Masters, we've decided to list our favorites for the 2009 green jacket, beginning with a player you may have heard of before.
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A salute to Phil Mickelson - the best Lefty this side of Barack Obama
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Breaking news: Charlie Axel Woods receives John Deere Classic sponsor exemption
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Golfer Supremacy Rankings find a new Monty (Rory McIlroy) and the old Tiger Woods (Tiger Woods)
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Golfer Supremacy Rankings, Pat Perez, Catriona Matthew 'pregnant' with 2009 possibilities
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Barack Obama: BadGolfer.com's Bad Golfer Of The Decade
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Spice up your raincheck with Mio Destino's new golf lingerie
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PGA and LPGA tours can thrive if they start dancing with the stars
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Hackers Rejoice! More Humorous Pro-Spectives On Golf
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Bernie Mac, Tiger Woods, Samuel Jackson and Curt the Golfer make supreme golf news
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Singer-songwriter Nick Costner takes a healthy swing with new CD of golf songs
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Golfer Supremacy Rankings fixes this election once and for all
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No joke, Tiger Woods The Caddie far more supreme than PGA and LPGA tournaments
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A golf bailout? As economy struggles, PGA Tour must make the cut
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From Creamer, to Kim, to Villegas, the kids are all right at the Golfer Supremacy Rankings
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Golfer Supremacy Rankings salute U.S. Ryder Cup Team, Captain Paul Azinger after Valhalla victory
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Vijay Singh drinking up the FedEx Cup success with a positive putting attitude
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John McCain leads Barack Obama in official poll of golf-club throwers
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Exclusive: Barack Obama to team with Tiger Woods Design in building ultra-exclusive golf resorts
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Gopher Supremacy Rankings hail Vijay Singh and renegade rodent
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Padraig Harrington: 18 reasons to jump on the Irishman's bandwagon
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Mr. October goes golf nut: Reggie Jackson on Tiger Woods' place among sports' legends
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Golfer Supremacy Rankings don't need Tiger Woods as Harrington, Norman steal the show
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How do you escape Brett Favre's returning shadow? New Green Bay Packers QB Aaron Rodgers golfs
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Anthony Kim, Rafael Nadal and Lorena Ochoa help Golfer Supremacy Rankings out of a grand funk
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PGA Tour, missing Tiger Woods, needs to get radical to keep fans
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Annika Sorenstam proves golf superiority still her game
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Tiger-proofing of Augusta National makes the Masters a supreme snail-fest
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Ultimate springtime golf fitness tips for "real" golfers
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Lorena Ochoa's Master-ful performance a supreme golf moment
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John Daly shocks, angers golf fans by not overindulging for an entire day
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The ultimate golf conspiracy theory: There is no Tiger Woods
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Young LPGA stars need to take Lorena Ochoa to a kid's party and beat her like a piƱata
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Screw greatness, Michelle Wie is back! Now that's Supreme
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Golfer Supremacy Rankings congratulates the ham 'n eggers on the PGA and LPGA Tours
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Report: George W. Bush to design golf course in Saudi Arabia
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'Wolfrum Whammy' sends Golfer Supremacy Rankings, Patriots fans into chaos
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Golfer Supremacy Super Bowl picks Tiger Woods to rout the New England Patriots
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Golfer Supremacy Rankings await first Scientologist golf champ
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Comic Mike McDonald can't stop talking about his (golf) balls
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Golfer Supremacy Rankings try to avoid back-alley lynching by the PGA Tour's young golfers
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Tiger Woods vs. Jack Nicklaus: Let the bad comparisons begin
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Golf is the hot topic at the Republican Presidential Debates in Myrtle Beach
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Softball interviewer Ahmad Rashad not easy on Wie or sports' money culture
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BadGolfer.com's ultimate list of horrifyingly bad holiday golf gifts
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Tiger Woods and Michelle Wie highlight Golfer Supremacy Rankings' 2007 finale
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Ernie Els good enough to choke, while Elin Woods shows that you don't mess with Tiger's wife
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PGA and LPGA qualifying schools stomp silly Skins Game in these golf rankings
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Entourage HBO star Kevin Dillon goes Johnny Drama over golf, Mickelson, Winged Foot
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When you're playing truly bad golf, even Jesus can't help you
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Golfer Supremacy Rankings applaud international stars and Tom Brady's deal with the devil
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With ESPN event on tap, poker's Phil Hellmuth draws big divots, high stakes on a Las Vegas golf course
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Lorena Ochoa proves to be lean, mean and supreme
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Daniel "Kid Poker" Negreanu: Golf is more fun when you're betting millions in Las Vegas
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Now barely legal, Michelle Wie faces Playboy choice - Sleaze on!
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Golfer Supremacy Rankings get scientific to analyze Michelle Wie
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Canada's Presidents Cup fans and Woody Austin make splash in the latest Golfer Supremacy Rankings
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Golfer Supremacy Rankings' Halloween special scares up the competition
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O.J. Simpson steals the top spot in the Golfer Supremacy Rankings
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Tim Finchem's FedEx Cup would make "Animal House" guys proud
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With FedEx Cup, Tim Finchem and the PGA Tour give Tiger Woods one more thing to win
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Nothing cheesy about Phil Mickelson's win over Tiger Woods, or his blowoff of FedEx Cup
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Once FedEx Cup fails, why not have the Schlitz Long-Driving Cup to finish PGA Tour season?
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Steve Stricker's big win may leave PGA Tour's FedEx Cup stricken
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Tiger Woods, Michelle Wie make it easy to ignore FedEx Cup and Samsung World Championship
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With PGA victory, Tiger Woods again proves to be what Golfer Supremacy Rankings are about
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Golfer Supremacy Rankings praise Lorena Ochoa and Tiger for wins, Gulbis for existing
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Natalie Gulbis' first LPGA Tour win heats up Golfer Supremacy Rankings
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Patricia Hannigan: A fun and flirty Golf Girl burning up the blog-o-sphere
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Donald Trump announces plans to buy New Mexico, turn it into golf resort
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You think you know ... 2007 U.S. Open at Oakmont is full of conspiracy theories
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Golf hypnosis: All the instruction you need is just a hypnotist away
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College golfer-turned-singing star Josh Kelley still finds his groove on the golf course
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Check eBay for golf gifts for duffers desperate to dump their dollars
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It might take divine intervention to make the PGA Tour competitive again
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SNL's Kevin Nealon talks straight, even if he doesn't hit it that way
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Cardinals steal man Vince Coleman brings his swagger to golf
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Golf and first dates: Singles often face a dating match made in hell
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Nobody loves golf more than TV's Raymond (Romano, that is)
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Deepak Chopra wins PGA Tour event to spiritualize Golfer Supremacy Rankings
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Tin Cup quotes: Lessons on golf and life from a washed-up driving-range pro
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With nude calendar, photographer Ray Alonso uncovers Bare Essence of Golf
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'Caddyshack' quotes: Making golf even funnier for the last 25 years
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Big-play master John Elway roots for Michelle Wie to get her victory
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Chiefs Coach Herm Edwards: You play golf to find the ball
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'80s football rebel Jim McMahon: "Golf's no fun without a buzz"
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Fired Carolyn Kepcher on working for Trump: 'More than you know'
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Ski god-turned-Olympic goat Bode Miller touts steroids and his short game
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Ladies, don't be Wie: Know the etiquette of playing golf with men
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Amsterdam way off course: From tee to green
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Stripes & plaids: Awful (or lucky?) golf clothes live on
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NBA great (and pro loudmouth) Charles Barkley insists: "I've retired from golf"
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Maury Povich: "I'm the best of the TV-news and talk-show-host golfers!"
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No Doubt drummer Adrian Young: A rock star who'd rather be golfing
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Al Franken: Wrestling Rush Limbaugh wouldn't be fair
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Golf-loving radio king Rush Limbaugh hits it right on Clooney, Clinton and Wie
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Boy bander who bombs: Justin Timberlake hits booming drives when he's not on stage
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Ex-NFL star Sterling Sharpe: Sometimes you have to be "a prick" on the course
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Ogling by golfers is okay by this beverage-cart girl
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Late-night host/MTV legend Carson Daly talks golf and that sneaky Roger Clemens
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When Bubbas start to dominate, it's time for golf to make big changes
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As The Worm Boogies: The Dennis Rodman school of partying
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The passion of Mel Gibson's swing coach: Bad Golfer goes Hollywood
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Win easily on the golf course - cheat! Tips to help golfers win more bets
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Winning golf bets as a hopeless high handicapper within your shaky reach
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Mack Daddy Caddy's cultural bridge' a work in progress
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Golf Boot Camp lifts a lousy golfer to grand, new heights
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Celebrity golf tour: Nothing funny about a $2-million purse
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Reader presents first-ever "Dubious PGA Tour Awards"
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For truly bad golf stories, just ask your caddie
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Tried and true ways to cheat on the golf course
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Long legs, crazy game and the longest shot of all
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Hit it like you're whackin' a guy with a pool stick: Bad Golfer's first lesson
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BadGolfer reviews the Plungees golf plunger: Take the plunge in style
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There's no other sport where a man's balls are more important than in golf
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Springtime in Iraq: Tips from travel writers for a 'safe' visit
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Spa day for the golfing guy? Golfer's massage craze demands research
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Tee Time Girl tells you how to score on your golf date
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Translating the rules of golf is no easy task - here's a little help
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Don't be an Alice, try some kinder, gentler golf rules and have fun
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Ten ways to be a lousy golf partner
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Natural golf: All hat and no cattle?
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Reader says Natural Golf keeps him in the game
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Sometimes it's hard to be a woman golfer
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Tee Time Girl ready to help with your length
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Clutching your balls? Could be novospherophobia
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From the unfunny to the obnoxious, a plan for dealing with golf's undesirables
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Welcome to the golf equipment All-Ugly Team
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One Bad Golfer's endless email link with Paris Hilton
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The Chilly Open: A Minnesota winter golfing tradition
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Why women leave golf, and why they should come back
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Will 2024 be a year to remember for golf?
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Sucky golfers create suckier golf company
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Nicole Kallis offers up the confessions of a beer cart girl
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If televised golf did this, would you watch?
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Anatomy of a bad golfer: What it takes to be a true duffer
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Around the world of golf in 80 days
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More bad golf from around the world
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Bad golf around the world... again
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Round four: BadGolf world roundup
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Let’s see if we can’t go big here
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Round II: BadGolfer.com world roundup
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Bad golf around the world
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The green jacket: Should it stay or should it go?
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Welcome to Bad Golfer Golf Club, where fun is included
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Michael O'Keefe (aka Caddyshack's Danny Noonan): Not just another face in the crowd
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Auburn football wins BadGolfer.com championship
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Getting the rust out: Getting your golf swing back after winter is never easy
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Attack of "The Boil" (or: Playing golf with someone you hate)
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Some courses that just don't belong
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Navigating the peaks and valleys in New Jersey
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The truth is hard to admit, but golf addictions are for real
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Ted VanCleave uncovers golf's goofiest gadgets
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Negative Self-Talk On The Golf Course
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Gentlemen, how's your Mojo?
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Golf could use a little of snowboarding's slick talk
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Want to take the boredom out of traditional golf? Come with us, the non-traditional, the sick, and the twisted
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Staying golf fit this winter might be easier than you think
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More Fun Golfing with Kids
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Cheating at golf is a delicate art and science
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How The Golf X-Games Began
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Plugged In The Hazard: Humorous Pro-Spectives On Golf
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Golf Ball Diver Spahns Plenty of Help for Superintendents
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Not Just Clowning Around: Kevin Compare and His Bag Full of Tricks
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TravelGolf.com's BadGolfMonthly.com Featured in Sports Illustrated
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They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken
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Adopt a Hacker, Or Golf from the Hacker's Perspective
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Adopt a hacker (Or: Golf from the hacker's perspective)
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Bending the Rules of Golf
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Why Spurrier Has Carolina on His Mind
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You know you're a bad golfer if ...
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(Maybe not) the greatest golf stories ever told
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Are you able to tame your monkey?
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True tales of loving (and sucking at) golf
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These relaxation techniques can mean the death of a Bad Golfer's inner critic
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A golf nut like no other
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Plugged In The Hazard: 10 Reasons Why The Golf Pro Hates You
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The 10 best remarks by golf caddies
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Plugged In The Hazard: Deep Thoughts on Junior Golf
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Reader Stories
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Golf Truisms: Hazards attract, fairways repel
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BadGolfer.com Mailbag
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The "Local Rules" Of Golf
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Crossing the world, one BadGolfer at a time
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A Slice of Life: Man Down in the Middle of the Fairway
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Misfires On The Lesson Tee
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Looking under the tree for golf goodies and beer
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Roll out the barrel at the 19th hole
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How to sneak on to your local country club
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CrosRound III: Bad Golfer.com world roundup
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More on Cheating at Golf from BadGolfer.com
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Unique Golf Gifts: You Won't Find these at Your Local Pro Shop
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Perpetual Golf: My Ode for 89
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Bad Pairings: Not Your Ideal Golf Partners
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Another round with: Arnold Palmer
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Plugged In The Hazard: Dude, That's Some Sick Shotmaking
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We love Chubsters like Parry and Daly
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Are you an Avid Golfer?
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You Are What You Golf: A Humorous Study
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SortaGolf hopes to take root
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Female golfers not always par for the course
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The Hidden Golf Bag Beverage Cooler: The revolution has begun
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Bass Ackwards: In Defense of the Left-Handed Golfer
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This speed-golfing Bush is the only choice
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The do's and dont's of the golf date