PERSONALITY PROFILE
With ESPN event on tap, poker's Phil Helmuth draws big divots, high stakes on a Las Vegas golf course
Phil Hellmuth is one of the most feared players on the professional poker circuit, and that persona carries over to the golf course. BadGolfer.com caught up to Hellmuth - sort of - between rounds of the inaugural High Stakes Poker Tour at Bali Hai Golf Club in Las Vegas.
How to Quit Golf: It's Easy if You Try
Do you own more golf shoes than dress shoes? Have you ever decided to quit golf for a week, only to find yourself on a practice range two days later, rationalizing that if you're not on a course, it's not really golf?
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Golfer Supremacy Rankings
- Young LPGA stars need to take Lorena Ochoa to a kid's party and beat her like a piñata
- Screw greatness, Michelle Wie is back! Now that's Supreme
- Golfer Supremacy Rankings congratulates the ham 'n eggers on the PGA and LPGA Tours
- 'Wolfrum Whammy' sends Golfer Supremacy Rankings, Patriots fans into chaos
- Golfer Supremacy Super Bowl picks Tiger Woods to rout the New England Patriots
- Golfer Supremacy Rankings await first Scientologist golf champ
- Golfer Supremacy Rankings try to avoid back-alley lynching by the PGA Tour's young golfers
- Deepak Chopra wins PGA Tour event to spiritualize Golfer Supremacy Rankings
- Tiger Woods and Michelle Wie highlight Golfer Supremacy Rankings' 2007 finale
- Ernie Els good enough to choke, while Elin Woods shows that you don't mess with Tiger's wife
- PGA and LPGA qualifying schools stomp silly Skins Game in these golf rankings
- Golfer Supremacy Rankings' Halloween special scares up the competition
- Golfer Supremacy Rankings applaud international stars and Tom Brady's deal with the devil
- Lorena Ochoa proves to be lean, mean and supreme
- Golfer Supremacy Rankings get scientific to analyze Michelle Wie
- Canada's Presidents Cup fans and Woody Austin make splash in the latest Golfer Supremacy Rankings
- O.J. Simpson steals the top spot in the Golfer Supremacy Rankings
- Tim Finchem's FedEx Cup would make "Animal House" guys proud
- With FedEx Cup, Tim Finchem and the PGA Tour give Tiger Woods one more thing to win
- Nothing cheesy about Phil Mickelson's win over Tiger, or his FedEx Cup blowoff
- Steve Stricker's big win may leave PGA Tour's FedEx Cup stricken
- Tiger Woods, Michelle Wie make it easy to ignore FedEx Cup and Samsung World Championship
- With PGA victory, Tiger Woods again proves to be what Golfer Supremacy Rankings are about
- Golfer Supremacy Rankings praise Lorena Ochoa and Tiger for wins, Gulbis for existing
Commentary
- Now barely legal, Michelle Wie faces Playboy choice - Sleaze on!
- When you're playing truly bad golf, even Jesus can't help you
- Once FedEx Cup fails, why not have the Schlitz Long-Driving Cup to finish PGA Tour season?
- Golf hypnosis: All the instruction you need is just a hypnotist away
- Golf and first dates: Singles often face a dating match made in hellu
- Stripes & plaids: Awful (or lucky?) golf clothes live on
Feature Stories
- With ESPN event on tap, poker's Phil Hellmuth draws big divots, high stakes on a Las Vegas golf course
- Daniel "Kid Poker" Negreanu: Golf is more fun when you're betting millions in Las Vegas
- Patricia Hannigan: A fun and flirty Golf Girl burning up the blog-o-sphere
- Donald Trump announces plans to buy New Mexico, turn it into golf resort
- You think you know ... 2007 U.S. Open at Oakmont is full of conspiracy theories
- College golfer-turned-singing star Josh Kelley still finds his groove on the golf course
- Check eBay for golf gifts for duffers desperate to dump their dollars
- Not just golf eye candy: CaddyChick finds fun and profit on the course
- Cardinals steal man Vince Coleman brings his swagger to golf
- Dan Quayle: Forget "potatoe," golf hurt my political career
- Chiefs Coach Herm Edwards: You play golf to find the ball
- SNL's Kevin Nealon talks straight, even if he doesn't hit it that way
- '80s football rebel Jim McMahon: "Golf's no fun without a buzz"
- Fired Carolyn Kepcher on working for Trump: 'More than you know'
- Ski god-turned-Olympic goat Bode Miller touts steroids and his short game
- Ladies, don't be Wie: Know the etiquette of playing golf with men
- Amsterdam way off course: From tee to green
- Myrtle Beach: Home of great golf and wild bachelor parties
- No Doubt drummer Adrian Young: A rock star who'd rather be golfing
- Maury Povich: "I'm the best of the TV-news and talk-show-host golfers!"
- Boy bander who bombs: Justin Timberlake hits booming drives when he's not on stage
- Late-night host/MTV legend Carson Daly talks golf and that sneaky Roger Clemens
- As The Worm Boogies: The Dennis Rodman school of partying
- Winning golf bets as a hopeless high handicapper within your shaky reach
- Mack Daddy Caddy's 'cultural bridge' a work in progress
- There's no other sport where a man's balls are more important than in golf
- Tee Time Girl tells you how to score on your golf date
- Tee Time Girl comes to BadGolfer.com to help you with your length
- Sometimes it's hard to be a woman golfer
- When an innocent Bad Golfer gets caught up in Paris Hilton's address book, web servers die
- The Chilly Open: A Minnesota winter golfing traditions
- Ten ways to be a lousy golf partner
- Why women leave golf, and why they should come back
- Auburn football's dream finish: The BadGolfer.com National Championship
- Sucky golfers create suckier golf company
- Clutching your balls? Could be novospherophobia
- Confessions of a cart girl
- This speed-golfing Bush is the only choice
- CrosRound III: Bad Golfer.com world roundup
- Crossing the world, one BadGolfer at a time
- Around the world of golf in 80 days
- Don't be an Alice, try some new kinder, gentler golf rules and have fun
- More bad golf from around the world
- Bad golf around the world .... again
- Natural golf: all hat and no cattle?
- Round four: BadGolf world roundup
- Let's see if we can't go big here
- Round II: BadGolfer.com world roundup
- How to deal with golf's undesirables
- Translating golf rules is no easy task
- If televised golf did this, would you watch?
- Having a beer with Arnold Palmer
- Reader Stories
- Welcome to Bad Golfer Golf Club, where fun is including with the golf
- A golf nut like no other
- Looking under the tree for golf goodies and beer
- Roll out the barrel at the 19th hole
- The do's and don'ts of the golf date
- Adopt a Hacker, Or Golf from the Hacker's Perspective
- Beautiful Pawleys Plantation Guaranteed to Drive Hacks Crazy
- Cheating at Golf is a Delicate Art and Science
- How to Quit Golf: It's Easy if You Try
- Kevin Compare and His Bag Full of Tricks
- Golf Ball Diver Spahns Plenty of Help for Superintendents
- BadGolfer.com Mail: News from the Wild Bunch Invitational
- A Slice of Life: Man Down in the Middle of the Fairway
- Unique Gifts: You Won't Find these at Your Local Pro Shop
News
Letter to the Editor
Column
- Tiger Woods vs. Jack Nicklaus: Let the bad comparisons begin
- Lorena Ochoa proves to be lean, mean and supreme
- Natalie Gulbis' first LPGA Tour win heats up Golfer Supremacy Rankings
- It might take divine intervention to make the PGA Tour competitive again
- Ogling by golfers is okay by this beverage-cart girl
- When Bubbas start to dominate, it's time for golf to make big changes
- Golf Boot Camp lifts a lousy golfer to grand, new heights
- For truly bad golfer stories, ask your caddie
- Tried and true ways to cheat on the golf course
- Long legs, crazy game and the longest shot of all
- Hit it like you're whacking a guy with a pool stick: Bad Golfer's first lesson
- Springtime in Iraq: Tips from travel writers for a ‘safe’ visit
- A spa day for the golfing guy? Golfer's massagecraze demands research
Other
- Al Franken: Wrestling Rush Limbaugh wouldn't be fair
- Amsterdam way off course: From tee to green
- When Bubbas start to dominate, it's time for golf to make big changes
- Ogling's by golfers is okay by this beverage-cart girl
- As the Worm boogies: The Dennis Rodman school of partying
- Testing the passion of Mel Gibson's swing coach: Bad Golfer goes Hollywood
- NBA great (and pro loudmouth) Charles Barkley swears: "I've retired from golf"
- Win easily on the golf course - cheat! Tips to help golfers win more bets
- Golf-loving radio king Rush Limbaugh hits it right on Clooney, Clinton and Wie
- Ex-NFL star Sterling Sharpe: Sometimes you have to be "a prick" on the course
- Winning golf bets as a hopeless high handicapper within your shaky reach
- Celebrity golf tour: Nothing funny about a $2 million purse
- Reader presents first-ever "Dubious PGA Tour Awards"
- BadGolfer reviews the Plungees golf plunger: Take the plunge in style
- Bad golf around the world
- The green jacket: Should it stay or should it go?
- Some courses that just don't belong
- The truth is hard to admit, but golf addictions are for real
- Gentlemen, how's your Mojo?
- Negative Self-Talk On The Golf Course
- Ted VanCleave uncovers golf's goofiest gadgets
- Golf could use a little of snowboarding's slick talk
- Staying golf fit this winter might be easier than you think
- Want to take the boredom out of traditional golf? Come with us, the non-traditional, the sick, and the twisted
- More Fun Golfing with Kids
- Plugged In The Hazard: Humorous Pro-Spectives On Golf
- How The Golf X-Games Began
- TravelGolf.com's BadGolfMonthly.com Featured in Sports Illustrated
- Beautiful Pawleys Plantation Guaranteed to Drive Hacks Crazy
- Plugged In The Hazard: Humorous Pro-Spectives On Golf
- They Call it Golf Because All the Other Four Letter Words Were Taken!
- Adopt a Hacker, Or Golf from the Hacker's Perspective
- Meet the Frankenstein of Golf: Tiger Woods
- Why Spurrier Has Carolina on His Mind
- Welcome to the golf equipment All-Ugly Team
- We love Chubsters like Parry and Daly
- Are you an Avid Golfer?
- More on Cheating at Golf from BadGolfer.com
- How to sneak on to your local country club
- Attack of the"Boil"
- You Know You're a Bad Golfer If...
- Female golfers not always par for the course
- The 10 best remarks by golf caddies
- Golf Truisms: Hazards attract, fairways repel
- You Are What You Golf: A Humorous Study
- Perpetual Golf: My Ode for 89
- The Hidden Golf Bag Beverage Cooler: The Revolution has Begun
- Noonan is not just another face in the crowd
- Bad Jokes with Bad Golf Monthly
- Navigating the peaks and valleys in New Jersey
- SortaGolf hopes to take root
- Tips For The Hacker - The Bad Golfer's Warm Up
- Reader Stories
- Best of Reader Stories
- Bad Jokes with Bad Golf Monthly
- The Golf Shrink - Death to the Inner Critic
- The Golf Shrink - Taming the Monkey
Andrew Penner: Plugged in the Hazard
- Will 2024 be a year to remember for golf?
- The "Local Rules" Of Golf
- Misfires On The Lesson Tee
- 10 Reasons Why The Golf Pro Hates You
- Dude, That's Some Sick Shotmaking
- Hackers Rejoice! More Humorous Pro-Spectives On Golf
- Bass Ackwards: In Defense of the Left-Handed Golfer
- Bad Pairings: Not Your Ideal Golf Partners
- Deep Thoughts on Junior Golf
