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Door - The
side of the cup opposite the position of a player's ball on the
green. Sometimes a putt will curve around the cup and enter by the
"back door." Of course, on other occasions, it may choose
to wait politely on the "back steps," sit down for a smoke
on the "back porch" or go for a nice long walk in the
"back yard.". Perhaps the most famous backdoor putt
is the one sunk by Spain's Seve Ballesteros on the seventy-second
hole of the 1984 British Open championship at St. Andrews to beat
Tom Watson. Back Nine
- The final 27 holes of an 18-hole golf course. Backhander
A putt struck with the back of the putter blade. Sometimes golfers
will do this in a casual fashion when the ball is very close to
the hole. When they miss a backhander—and it happens often—amateurs
often smile and record their score as though they had made the putt.
This is known as cheating. Backswing
- The part of the swing that takes place after the ball has been
improperly addressed but before it has been sent to the wrong destination.
See FOLLOW-THROUGH. Bag rat Caddie. Bail out
What many golfers do to avoid trouble on the course. That is,
they hit a shot in the direction opposite the trouble. If the trouble
is on the right side, they bail out left. If the trouble
is on the left side, they bail out right. This term can also
be used to describe how a golfer (after calling in sick to work)
exits his cart after seeing his boss approaching. Ball
- A dimpled, rubber-covered, solid- or composite-cored, high-compression
sphere with a weight of 1.62 ounces and a diameter of 1.68 inches
that will enter a cup 4.25 inches in diameter and 4.0 inches deep
after an average of 3.87 putts. Ballwasher
- Golfers who have "brushed up" on their tee tactics know
that in addition to removing dirt from balls, the ubiquitous ballwasher
also has a squeaky plunger that can be operated during an opponent's
set up to make certain that he or she is "in a lather"
when the ball is hit, and they've learned that the pipe the machine
is mounted on will produce a nerve racking, swing-wrecking gong-like
tone if struck with a clubhead, guaranteeing that their competitor's
drive is a "washout" and that if any money is riding on
the hole, they will "clean up." Banana Ball
1. An especially curvaceous slice. A ball that starts to the right
and continues to curve right until it nearly lands behind the golfer
who hit it. This shot is one reason why the word fore is
heard on the golf course nearly as often as more notorious four-letter
words. 2. Formal dance at an exclusive WASP country club. Barky When
one of your shots strikes a tree and you still make par for the
hole, you have made a barky. Golfers often include a barky
as one of their junk bets during a match. Be right
An urgent request a golfer makes of his ball during its flight
to the green, usually occurring when the ball appears to be on line
with the flagstick and the only doubt is whether the right club
was used. The phrase is also used frequently by caddies who want
to keep their jobs. Be the ball
Profound golfing advice uttered by Chevy Chase in the movie
Caddyshack. Golfing geeks have picked up the expression and
often use it during a round, to the great annoyance of their companions. Beach, the
The bunkers and other sand-covered areas at a golf course are
known collectively as the beach. Bent
- The species of grass most often found on greens. Bermuda &
Blue - The species of grass most often found on fairways. Bindweed,
Bog Grass, Bullrushes, Eel Grass, Quack Grass, Reeds, Scutch, Sedge,
Spurge, Stinkweed & Viper's Grass - The species of grass
among which the ball is most often found. Birdie
- A Mulligan, the best of one or more practice swings, and a 20-foot
"gimme" putt. See EAGLE. Bisque
- An informal handicapping system in which one player allows another
to take a "free" stroke, called a "bisque,"
at whichever hole he or she chooses. Such a stroke taken without
explicit permission from another player is a "tisquetisque." Bite A
ball is said to bite when it is hit with sufficient backspin
to make it stop quickly—or even roll backward—on the green. Biting
carries its own satisfaction, but remember, it only helps if
it brings the ball closer to the hole. Blade To
hit a ball off the edge of an iron, thereby creating a shot that
takes off like a line drive in baseball. Most often the shot will
end up beyond its intended target. This shot is also said to be
hit thin, or to be skulled. Blade is also a thin putter
(no more than a half-inch wide) with a straight face. Little Ben,
the famous putter owned by Ben Crenshaw, is an example of a blade
putter. Blind Hole
- A hole whose green is not visible when an approach shot is made,
thereby requiring a player to rely on senses other than sight, such
as the unmistakable sound of an unseen golfer shouting after being
struck by a ball, the distinct smell of trouble, the metallic taste
of fear and the sudden touch of flu that dictates an immediate return
to the clubhouse by way of the deep woods. Blood, no
Phrase used most often in match-play situations to indicate
that the hole was halved, or played even, and no money has been
won or lost. Blow Up To
have your golf game come apart at the seams. Easily recognized:
When your score is blowing up, so are you. Bo Derek
A perfect shot. The expression comes from Ms. Derek's role in
the movie 10, in which some considered her as attractive
as a 350-yard drive down the middle of the fairway. Bob Barker
A shot that's hit too high to be effective, so called because
we ask it to "come on down." Body English
- Informal term for nervous leaning or twisting movements that players
sometimes make, particularly while putting, to "persuade"
the ball to go in a desired direction. If the ball fails to do so,
these movements are often followed by a series of vulgar gestures
and physical expressions of disgust referred to as body Spanish,
body French or body Italian. Bogey
- The number of strokes needed to finish a hole by a golfer of average
skill and above-average honesty. See DOUBLE
BOGEY. Bogey train
A series of consecutive bogies. For professional golfers, the
bogey train is a one-way ride to a job at a driving range.
Bomb A
very long shot, usually a drive. John Daly hits bombs. Tiger
Woods hits bombs. Most amateurs are content to hit firecrackers. Borrow On
a breaking putt, the amount of distance aimed to the right or left
of the cup. The greens at August National (where the Masters Tournament
is held each year) are so severely sloped that golfers may have
to borrow fifteen or twenty feet when lining up their putts.
Borrow too much or too little, and you'll wind up borrowing
to pay your gambling debts. Boss of the
moss A golfer who is especially proficient on the green. On
the PGA Tbur, Loren Roberts is commonly called "the boss
of the moss" because of his putting prowess. Brassie
- Traditional name for the 2-wood, whose sole was at one time made
of brass. The 3-wood is sometimes referred to as a "spoon,"
the 4-wood as a "baffie," the 5-iron as a "mashie,"
the 7-iron as a "mashie-niblick," and the 9-iron as a
"niblick." Any club wrapped around a tree is a "smashie."
If a club is flung into a water hazard, it is a "splashie."
If it has a slippery grip, it is a "bashie." If it is
hurled at a dog, it is a "lassie." A club that was allegedly
used in a hole-in-one is a "fibstick." If it was a wood,
it is a "fablespoon." Break
- 1. The shifting or changing of the direction of a putt caused
by the slope or slant of a green. 2. The splitting or shattering
of the shaft of a putter caused by the rage or wrath of a player. Breakfast
ball Another way of saying mulligan Derived from the
fact that many players eat breakfast just before teeing off and
may require two tries to hit a good tee shot on the first hole. Broom A
term used to describe the putting stroke, since the motion involved
in using a broom is similar. Many amateurs, though, are far
more proficient at sweeping the garage than getting down
in two. Brother-in-law
act Alternating excellent play by partners in a two-ball match.
Getting brother-in-lowed means your opponents took turns
beating your brains in. Bunker
- A hazard consisting of an area of ground along a fairway or adjacent
to a green from which a large amount of soil has been removed and
replaced with something designed to trap golfers. If such a hazard
occupies more than 2,000 square feet of ground and traps golfers
permanently, it is referred to as a "condominium." Bunt A
controlled shot struck more for accuracy than distance; usually
follows a low trajectory and runs a long way after hitting the ground.
Nick Faldo and Lee Trevino are two accomplished golfers who bunt
the ball to avoid the wind or to make sure the ball finds the
fairway. For fun, you can also use the term to describe a less-than-prolific
drive hit by an opponent, for instance, "Nice bunt, ace." Burner A
tee shot that's hit low and hard. Butterfly
with sore feet, like a An expression used by the more poetic
golfers to describe a shot that lands very softly on the green. Buttonhook
A putt that hits the cup on one side and rolls all the way around
the edge of the cup before coming out the front edge of the cup.
Also called a horseshoe. Either way, very nasty. |