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C Cabbage
Deep,
thick, inescapable rough. Also called spinach. Green, leafy
vegetables are not good for your golf game. Caddy
- Individual who carries bags for golfers and assists them in the
playing of the course. Ideally, a caddy should possess the eyes
of a big-game hunter, the strength of a linebacker, the patience
of a diplomat and the memory of a Mafia witness. Calamity
Jane - Legendary golfer Bobby Jones' nickname for his "straight
shooting" putter. Few contemporary golfers give their putters
nicknames, but those who do usually choose more appropriate sobriquets
like "Runaround Sue" and "Unsink able Molly Brown." Can The
hole. The cup. The place to put your putts. When you sink a putt,
you canned it. Carpet The
green. Soft, well-manicured fairways are also referred to as being
"like carpet." Cart girl
The lovely young lady who operates the beer cart (a motorised
vehicle that carries refreshments to golfers out on the course).
These refreshments typically cost a fortune, which probably explains
why golf courses hire beautiful young women to sell them. Cart golf
Term for when two golfers riding in the same golf cart repeatedly
hit the ball in the same direction (usually into the rough). An
efficient but not necessarily pleasant way to play. Casual Water
- A temporary accumulation of water. The rules of golf provide that
a ball may be moved without penalty from any non-permanent wet area,
such as a rain puddle. Tears, however, no matter how copious, do
not constitute casual water. Cellophane
bridge An invisible cover over the top of the hole Centre City
A tee shot that lands directly in the centreof the fairway
has gone to Centre City. Centre cut
A putt that goes directly into the centreof the cup. Central
America putt When a putt needs just one more revolution to fall
into the hole. Get it? One more revolution? Chew Exclamation
used by golfers who want their ball to stop—now! (See also bite,
grow teeth, growl, juice.') Chilli dip
An improperly executed chip shot in which the club hits the
ground before hitting the ball, usually resulting in a shot that
rolls just a few inches. This is one shot you have in common with
Jack Nicklaus because everyone who has ever played golf has done
it. You've just done it a little more frequently than Jack. Chip Shot
- A short, low approach shot that gets a player into position for
one or more missed putts. See PITCH. Cleek
- 1. Old-fashioned chipping iron. 2. Lateral water hazard on the
legendary 8th hole ("The Poisoned Lotus") of the Royal
Hong Kong golf course in Fanling. Club Weight
- There are three ways to measure the weight of a club: its
overall weight, which ranges from about 13 ounces for a driver to
just over 16 for a sand wedge; its swingweight, which is arrived
at using a complex calculation of the relationship between the distribution
of mass among a club's components and the length of its shaft; and
its "bringweight," which is an estimate of its apparent
heaviness on the 18th fairway on an afternoon in July and ranges
between 21 and 46 pounds. Clubface
- The metal or wooden striking surface that is located on the front
of a clubhead above the sole and between the toe and the heel. There
is a specific point on every clubface called the "sweet spot,"
which, when it connects with a ball, produces maximum accuracy and
power as well as a solid, gratifying feeling of perfect contact.
It is difficult to say exactly where the sweet spot is since it
varies from club to club, but generally speaking it is in the dead
centre of the "bland belt," which is very near the "rotten
region," in the middle of the "lousy area" and surrounded
by the "loathsome zone. Clubhead
Covers - Wool or leather "mittens" slipped over the
heads of woods to keep them dry. Zip-on coverings that encase the
entire club in wetsuit material are also available and permit the
eventual reuse of a favourite club flung into a water hazard, assuming
that blind rage was tempered with foresight. Clubhouse
- Place where the rules are prominently posted. Colonel Bogey
Just another name for the dreaded score of one over par. Comebacker
A shot that backs up after hitting the green. Or, for a high-handicapper,
a tee shot that hits one of the tee markers and ends up behind you. Committee
- The duly authorised drafters of the rules. Competition
- Form of play clearly established in the rules. Cop The
ranger on the public golf course—the guy whose job it is to make
sure the flow of play is smooth and all golfers are observing the
game's etiquette. He's never around when the fivesome in front of
you is too slow, but always around to watch you hit a tee shot out
of bounds or into a lake. Course
- Area of play strictly regulated under the rules. Courtesy
- Type of conduct specifically mandated by the rules. Cow pasture
pool One of the less endearing names for the game of golf. Senior
PGA Tour pro Robert Landers has given some legitimacy to the term
by practising his game alongside the "meadow muffins"
on his dairy farm. Cow pasture is also used to describe poorly
maintained golf courses. Crapola
- The rules. Cup -
The metal or plastic cylinder fitted into the hole in the green.
Strictly speaking, it is only the liner of the hole, but in regular
golf usage players will often say "cup" when they mean
"hole," just as they frequently will say "just in
bounds" when they mean "out of bounds," "Oh,
here it is" when they mean "I can't find it" and
"five" when they mean "seven." Cuppy A
lie that's buried in a hole or depression. Cut
A controlled shot that moves from left to right. Most golfers shout
"Cut!" to their ball after they see it heading
well to the left of their target, not realising that this is not
an "on-demand" feature of a golf ball. |