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F Fade
- 1. (Right-handed golfers) A shot that curves from left to right.
2. (Left-handed golfers) A shot that curves from right to left. Fairway Wood
- A club with a medium loft that is used to get a ball out of a
good lie on the fairway and into position for a shot from a slope,
a bunker, a water hazard or in back of a tree. Fall Classic
Pro golfer's term for the annual PGA Tour Qualifying Tournament,
also known as Q-School. Each year young phenoms, journeyman pros,
and fading veterans attend the Fall Classic in an attempt
to win a membership card that will allow them to compete on the
prestigious and lucrative PGA Tour. Because of the all-or-nothing
nature of the competition, the pressure is incredible, enough at
times to reduce the participants to tears. Fan
To miss the ball completely. The air moves, but nothing else does. Fat, hit
it To hit the ground behind the ball first so that the shot
has no spin and does not achieve the desired distance. Results often
resemble an elephant's ass. (See also lay the sod over
if.) Feather
To hit a controlled shot with a full swing. By slowing down
the club-head speed, the golfer hits a shot that travels less distance
than a full club would normally allow, causing the ball to land
softly like a feather. The shot is popular in match play
because it can confuse an opponent into thinking that more club
is needed to hit a certain shot. Fight To
struggle with a particular golfing flaw. If all your poor shots
are slices, you're said to be fighting a slice. If all your
misses are hooks, you're said to be fighting a hook. If you
miss all your short putts, you're said to be fighting a balky
putter. If your rounds resemble boxing matches, take up tennis. First-tee
syndrome The fear of hitting the first tee shot of the day,
a devastating malady known to overcome many amateur golfers. Also
known as first-tee jitters. 5th &
15th Holes - See RAIN. Finesse Shot
- Any non-standard shot used to get a ball out of an awkward or
impossible lie by bending, twisting or stretching the rules or by
hitting it directly through a loophole. First Tee
- See FLUFF, HOOK,
SCLAFF, SHANK,
SLICE, TOP
and WHIFF. Flagstick
- Long, flexible metal pole with red-and-white markings along its
length and a numbered flag at its top, which, had it not been left
lying on the green by the previous foursome, would have indicated
the position of the hole. Flame-broiled
description of a drive that is hit hard and far. (As in a Whopper,
just like at Burger King.) Flat bellies
The younger, thinner golfers on the PGA Tour Coined by golfing
legend Lee Trevino. Flier
A shot that flies farther than normal because of the way the ball
is lying on
the ground. Fliers often occur when the ball is sitting in
light rough, where the blades of grass are growing toward the intended
target, or when the ball is lying in clover, or when the ball is
lying in wet grass. All of these scenarios eliminate backspin from
the ball, thereby allowing it to fly through the air with less resistance.
The term can also be used to describe the lie of the ball, as in
a flier lie. Flop shot
A high, delicate shot that travels only a short distance and
then rolls very little once it lands on the green. Essentially,
it is flopped onto the green. Not to be confused with a dropped
cat. Flub
- A shot that is too weak to register on conventional scorekeeping
equipment. Fluff
- A shot in which the clubhead strikes the ground behind the ball
before hitting it, causing it to dribble forward one or two yards.
A more widely used term for this type of stroke is "practice
swing." See WHIFF. Fluffy Description
for a lie where the ball is sitting on top of the grass leaving
room for the club face to travel under the ball. This lie allows
for little spin to be imparted onto the ball. Chips and pitches
hit from fluffy lies are often left short as the club goes
under the ball rather than making solid contact with it. Flying elbow
When the right elbow (for a right-handed golfer) is far away
from the body on the downswing, usually meaning that the club is
approaching the ball on an out-to-in path, thus causing the ball
to slice. It was thought that anyone with a flying elbow could
not play good golf until Jack Nicklaus flapped his way to being
the greatest golfer in the history of the game. Follow-through
- The part of the swing that takes place after the ball has been
hit but before the club has been thrown. See SWING. Fore
- The first of several four-letter words exchanged between golfers
as one group of players hits balls toward another in front of them
on the course. Four-ball
- A match in which two pairs of players each play their better ball
against the other. Additional golf matches include: best-ball, in
which one player plays against the better ball of two or the best
ball of three players; three-ball, in which three players play against
one another, each playing his or her own ball; and no-ball, in which
two, three or four players, all of whom have lost all their balls,
go to the clubhouse and play gin rummy. Four-jack
To take four putts on a hole. Only tolerable for those who can
drive the green on a par five. When asked how he four-jacked
a hole at the Masters, Seve Ballesteros replied, "I miss.
I miss. I miss. I make." Well said. Four-putt
- To take four strokes of the putter to put the ball into the hole
after driving it onto the green. See ONE-PUTT. Foursome
- Four golfers playing a round together. Three golfers are a threesome,
and two form a twosome. Four ladies playing slowly are a "gruesome."
Four men playing after a long lunch at the 19th hole are a "fearsome."
A single attractive woman playing alone is a "toothsome."
A husband and wife playing together are a "quarrelsome."
A group of golfers who give advice while watching another group
tee off is a "meddlesome." A single player with a large
number jokes is a "tiresome." And two younger men playing
a fast, sub-par round are a "loathsome." Fried egg
A ball buried in the sand, with a ring around it created on
impact. Too many fried eggs will make you lose your appetite
for the game. Frog hairs
The short grass at the edge of the green. Also known as the
collar or the fringe. Front Nine
- The first half of an 18-hole golf course. A golfer who, by the
end of the 9th hole, has shot within a few strokes of par for 18
is entitled to skip the second half of the course and head directly
for the 19th hole. Frosty Nickname
for the score of eight on a hole. Synonymous with snowman because
the figure eight resembles a snowman and Frosty is the most
famous snowman of all. Fuzzy Description
for the condition of greens that haven't been mowed recently. Putting
on fuzzy greens is more like putting in the fairway—slow!
Also a nickname for PGA Tour golfer Frank Urban Zoeller. |