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O OB
The
abbreviation for the three saddest words in golf—out of bounds.
You don't want to go there. Obstructions
- Golfers may move their balls away from or remove any artificial
obstacles not part of the course such as torn and crushed hats and
other discarded articles of clothing; chewed scorecards; ripped
instruction books; halved golf balls; discarded golf clubs; demolished
handcarts; and over turned and burning electric carts. Official
Records - The history of golf is filled with the memorable accomplishments
of the game's stars, but, alas, the more humble achievements of
less skilled players often go unsung. The brief list below is an
attempt to rectify this unfortunate state of affairs: SHORTEST MISSED
PUTT: .83 inch, Randall P. Huggins, 9th Green, Gossiping Pines C.C.,
Bedham, Mass., 1977. LONGEST SUSTAINED
SCREAM: 39 seconds, Liz Yownes, 8th tee, Tallulah Lake C.C., Los
Nachos, Calif., 1982 SHARPEST SHAFT
BEND IN ONE MOTION: 314°, A. McNaith 14th hole, Napping River
C.C., Necco, Ont., 1968 FARTHEST THROWN
CLUB: 86.4 yards, B. Bob Binger, wind mill hole, Tumbleweed Putt
'n' Sup, Zeno, Tex., 1974 On fire You're
on fire when everything you do on the course seems to work
out just as you planned. On the clock
Condition under which a group of slow-playing professionals
is informed by tournament officials that their play will be timed
to ensure it is in accordance with the rules and continued slow
play will result in a penalty—a warning that usually draws a response
of incredulity and disdain from the golfers. This slow play by the
guys on TV is largely responsible for the five- and six-hour rounds
that are so common on public golf courses today. On the screws
Description for a well-executed shot. In the good ol' days,
when woods were made of wood, club makers fitted
a plastic insert into the club face as a safeguard against premature
wear. These inserts were fastened to the club with screws. When
a golfer would hit a good shot, he would say, "I hit it on
the screws." One a side
When your sandbagging opponent insists that his handicap
is two strokes higher than yours, you'll have to give him two strokes
to make your match even. So you give him a stroke on the most difficult
hole on each nine—one a side. Then you sit back and watch
as he shoots sixty-eight. One-putt
- To send the ball into the hole with one stroke of a putter after
taking 11 shots to reach the green. See FOUR-PUTT. Open
- A tournament that is open to all players, amateur or professional,
who can qualify. Big tournaments like the British and U.S. Opens
are the goal of any talented golfer, but it is worth remembering
that whereas in, say, tennis only 50 percent of the players in the
men's singles final will lose, in golf more than 98 percent of the
players in the final round of a tournament invariably fail to win.
Open the
door To misplay a shot that allows your opponent back into a
hole, a match, or the tournament. Oscar Brown
Nickname used by some of the funnier golfers for out of bounds,
but only when their opponent hits it OB. As in "Sorry,
pal, that's Oscar Brown." Time to reload. Out of Bounds
- A ball lies out of bounds and may not be played if the whole of
its circumference is beyond the line marked by the stakes that form
the golf course boundary. Many golfers feel, however, that a ball
which appears to be out of bounds should, considering the curvature
of the earth, be more properly regarded as in bounds since it lies
a good 24,900 miles inside the out-of-bounds line. Overclubbing
& Underclubbing - Using clubs that hit the ball over your
target ("too much club") or short of it ("too little
club") is a common mistake made by many players. You can overcome
this error by understanding what each club can do, and meanwhile
you can compensate by overlooking and undercounting, and, if caddies
are present, by overtipping with an understanding. Overcook
it To hit a shot too hard. Also, when you intentionally draw,
fade, slice, or hook a shot and you get too much curvature, you've
overcooked it. |