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U Ugly
Anything
bad that happens to you on the course, especially when you hit a
poor shot, is ugly. So when you hit an incredibly bad shot,
don't curse, just say, "Man, that was ugly," and everyone
will nod with understanding. Umbrella
- The only long, stick-shaped object with a shaft and a handle routinely
found in golf bags that is just as useless in getting the ball into
the hole as a putter is. Unplayable
Ball - The rules of golf make the player "the sole judge"
of whether his or her ball is unplayable, and most players use this
judicial power to waive the usual penalty for moving the ball in
light of their standing in the community. Up and Down
- Holing out from off the green in two strokes: an approach shot
and a single putt. It is more common for players to go "up,
across, beyond, next to, around and down" or "up, way
over, under, into, through, along, onto, beside and down." Upshoot A
shot hit with a higher-than-anticipated trajectory to a point short
of the target. Also called ballooning. U.S.G.A.
- The United States Golf Association, which is responsible for drafting
and enforcing regulations in America. It stands in the same relation
to golfers as the Securities and Ex change Commission does to inside
traders. U-turn A
putt that rolls all the way around the edge of the cup before corning
out. |