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putt that is pulled to the left. Yard
- One of the basic units of measurement in golf. Some others are:
the stroke (1.4 swings = 1 stroke); the minute spent looking for
a lost ball (1,145 seconds); a 30-foot putt (divide by 5 if preceded
by the phrase "I sunk" and by 10 if preceded by the phrase
"I missed"); the club-length in determining whether a
putt is a gimme (the length of the clubhouse along its longest axis,
not including stairs or porches); and liquid measure at the 19th
hole (one drink = two drinks). Yips A
nervous disorder that afflicts golfers on the green. An inability
to take the putter back, coupled with twitchy hands and the complete
absence of nerve, constitutes a case of the yips. No golfer
has ever permanently conquered this condition. You da man!
A popular expression among golfs great unwashed, generally heard
in the millisecond after a shot has been struck and well before
the outcome of the shot can be determined. This is very annoying
to da man when his shot lands in a lake. |