Golf Jokes » Golf excusesExcuses when you just have to go play golf!
The
Cubs missed the playoffs, so my afternoons are free. The doctor ordered
me to get lots of fresh air. The doctor recommended
I golf every day...I think that's what he said. The doctor said
after getting an injection, I must keep my arms loose. Golfing is
the best thing. The doctor said
running is bad, but walking with golf clubs is OK. The driving
range is closed, so I have to practice somewhere. The fairways
are like greens, and the greens are like velvet. I just have to
play it. The fish are
not biting this time of year. The forecast
is for snow; we need to play as much as possible today. The golf course
is the only place I can get my entire family together. The
golf course is the only place I get good customer service. The golf course
is where I write my books. The golf course
serves the best canned beer in the city. The grass is
too wet to cut, so I might as well just go golfing. The greenskeeper
just planted new flowers. The humidity
is low, so won't sweat. The IT department
won't be able to fix the server till next Monday, so we are taking
the week off. The junkyard
didn't have the part I needed, but it was next to a course I haven't
played in years. The lawn mower
is broken. The leaves are
changing colours. The movers are
packing my house. I have nothing else to do. The new rakes
for traps are supposed to allow the ball to fly out of the sand
easier. The phone lines
are down at work. The pool is
closed, so I'm going golfing. The practice
are has a sand trap. The rain has
blown through, and the sun is shining. The rough is
real playable on the course. The sky is the
perfect shade of blue. The smoke looks
so cool on the pond in front of the first tee box. The softball
game was rained out. The speed of
play on this course is excellent. The stormed
knocked out the electricity, so the office is closed. The sun is shining. The superintendent
just replaced all the sand in the traps. The union at
work furloughed me, so now I have free time. The voices in
my head told me to go golfing. The weather
for next month is for rain; I need to get in as much golf as possible. The weather
has been so bad lately, I want to take advantage of the sunny weather. The weather
is beautiful. The wind is
blowing out of the south; I may be able to par the number one handicap
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