Golf Jokes » Golf excuses

Excuses when you just have to go play golf!

When I visit my brother; that's all he does, so I have to golf.

When the course is dried out, I can hit the ball a lot further.

When you buy 18 holes, you get the second 18 for free.

Who needs an excuse to go golfing?

Why not go golfing?

Winter is coming. I need to get out as much as possible.

With the economy doing so well, I need to take up a new expensive sport.

With the wind blowing, I can drive the greens on the par-4's.

You can get the best cigars on the golf course.

You get a free lunch with every round of golf.