Golf Jokes » Golf excusesExcuses when you just have to go play golf!
I
have not played since last summer. I have only
played that course on my computer. I have some
extra money for greens fees from my company's profit sharing. I have spent
a lot of time practising; I want to see how I do. I have to get
used to my new putter. I have to golf
as much as possible. Here in Alaska we can only golf 4 months out
of the year. I have to golf,
it's a guy thing. I have to keep
trying to get a hole in one! I have to make
sure my back stays loose. I have to pay
the country club dues, I might as well get my money out of it. I have to pick
up a club I left at the course yesterday. I have to practice
for the tournament next week. I have to see
how my new lesson worked out. I have to see
if I eliminated my slice. I have to see
if my new sunglasses really help me read the greens better. I have to see
if these new golf balls will float. I have to take
my wife golfing at least once a year, it was in the prenuptial. I have to teach
my son-in-law how to golf. I have to test
this new allergy medicine - the course is the perfect testing ground. I have to try
my new sand wedge. I have to try
out this new hat. I haven't played
the course in ten years since I moved away. I heard a new
sand trap was added to #4. I heard a new
tee box was added. I heard golf
is much easier when you're sober, so I have to try it. I heard the
course is flat - I always play well on flat courses. I heard they
cut the greens again. I have to try them out. I heard they
got rid of the port-o-potty at the turn. I have to crown the new
bathroom. I just bought
a box of titanium golf balls. I just bought
a new golf glove off the web. I just bought
a pair of waterproof shoes with the slip-proof soft-spikes. I just bought
a putter that is guaranteed to cut 10 strokes off my round. I just bought
my new car; I need to see if it will make it all the way to the
course. I just bought
some slice-proof tees. I just bought
winter golf gloves. I want to see how they work. I just can get
more business done on the course. I just enjoy
having a cup of coffee while waiting on the tee box each morning. I just finished
a lesson on the Internet; I want to see if I improved. I just finished
the book titled 'Learn to Golf in Twenty Minutes'. I just got a
new yardage gauge. I
just got an 87-degree wedge that if swung properly, will go backwards. I just got new
glasses; I have to see if I can follow the ball. I just got the
high spin, titanium-tungsten-liquid filled golf balls. I just got tungsten
irons in the mail. I just had graphite
shafts put on my clubs. I just learned
how to hit the ball left to right. I think I can finally control
the ball. I just like
wearing golf shoes; they are so comfortable. I just love
screaming the word 'Fore'. I just love
teeing it high and letting it fly. I just love
to golf new courses. |