Golf Jokes » Golf excusesExcuses when you just have to go play golf!
I
just love to golf! I just play
well when the wind blows out of the north. I just rarely
get the opportunity to play that course. I just received
my unemployment check. I just returned
from Antarctica. I am really craving the frustration of playing
bad golf. I just turned
65; I can now play the gold tees. I just want
to play an entire round without a shank. I just won the
slice-free driver. I kept missing
the balls playing softball. I learn from
the other player's swing. I learned a
new putting technique, which makes me only one-putt. I like collecting
yardage books. I like going
swimming in the clubhouse pool after I golf. I like golfing
because I can pee outside. I like playing
cards in the locker room when I'm done golfing. I like playing
scrambles. I like playing
with these guys; they don't make me putt out. I like reading
long putts. I like saving
score cards from every round I play. I like seeing
my footprints on the dew in the early morning. I like seeing
the fish in the ponds when I look for my ball. I like taking
the perfect divot. I like the beer
girl, so I have to play every day in order to talk with her. I like the benches
at the tee boxes. I like the break
of the greens on this course. I like the feeling
of the wind blowing in my hair when I drive the golf cart. I like to think
about life while I golf. I like using
the ball washers. I like watching
the geese on the course. I liked playing
in the sand as a child; I simply continue to enjoy it as an adult
(kind of). I
lost all the skins last week; I need to try and win the money back. I lost my driver's
license and the closest place to walk is the golf course. I lost my keys
on the course last year, and I'm going to keep playing until I find
them. I lost my work
ID, so I might as well go golfing. I lost too many
balls playing tennis; I want to try golf! I love long
par-5's over ponds. I love the decision-making
part of golfing. I love the way
the sun rises on the fairway. I may be able
to play by myself. I always score better! I missed my
flight because security was backed up, so I might as well go golfing. I missed the
shuttle bus, so I can't go to work. I need practice;
the Masters is on TV next week. I need some
money excuses for bad golf shots - I am writing a book! I need some
peace and quiet. I need to break
in my new golf shoes. I need to find
more golf balls, and it's the best place to look. I need to get
a better tan. It's never cloudy on a golf course. I need to get
out on the course before it snows any more. I need to lose
some weight; it's the perfect exercise. |