I
need to play 20 time to get my handicap established.
I need to see
if my clubs will fit into the trunk of the new car.
I need to teach
my son how to drive. The golf cart is the perfect instructional
tool.
I need to try
and fish my driver out of the pond. I left it there last time I
played.
I need to try
my new carry bag.
I need to try
my new spikeless shoes.
I need to try
my newly regripped clubs.
I need to work
on my slice.
I never regret
going golfing.
I only need
eleven more rounds to establish my handicap.
I played so
bad last week; I just want to get back out.
I prayed I would
shoot even par.
I quit smoking,
and a golf course provides a lot of fresh air.
I read it was
good aerobic exercise.
I read somewhere
golf is good for the back.
I really just
like the scenery on the golf course.
I really like
a good challenge; golf is the only sport that humbles my ego.
I really need
some form of exercise.
I received a
demo package of the liquid core golf balls.
I received a
new sleeve of balls for my birthday.
I slowed down
my back swing. Now I need to see if it helps my game.
I sponsored
a hole at the charity event.
I sprayed
my balls with silicon, which guarantees my ball won't slice.
I started
to follow through on my swing.
I support
my family by selling the golf balls I find in the woods.
I think I
can finally beat my wife.
I think I
can win closest to the pin in the charity golf outing.
I took the
day off because my office is being painted.
I usually
play real strong on the nineteenth hole.
I want to
become a professional golfer, so I need the practice.
I want to
play in Denver; the ball flies farther.
I want to
see if my new ball retriever works.
I want to
show off my new sand wedge.
I want to
try our my new lob wedge.
I want to
try that new glow-in-the-dark golf.
I was laid
off, so I might as well go golfing.
I was late
for my job interview, so I might as well go golfing.
I was motivated
by play on the U.S Open.
I was physically
forced to join the company's golf league.
I was their
one-millionth golfer and I was given a year's worth of greens
fees.
I wasn't able
to golf in outing last week, so I'll go today.
I watched
the pros on TV, and it looks easy, so I want to try it.
I went to
the ballet last night, so my wife s letting me go golfing today.
I woke up
in the parking lot of the golf course.
I won a new
set of clubs; I no longer have to rent clubs.
I won green
fees in the employee raffle.
I work nights;
I have nothing else to do during the day.
If you buy
a dozen golf balls at the pro shop on Tuesdays, they will let
you stay and play.
I'm getting
married this afternoon. I need to sneak in 36.
I'm happiest
on the golf course.
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