Golf Jokes » Golf excusesExcuses when you just have to go play golf!
I
need to play 20 time to get my handicap established. I need to see
if my clubs will fit into the trunk of the new car. I need to teach
my son how to drive. The golf cart is the perfect instructional
tool. I need to try
and fish my driver out of the pond. I left it there last time I
played. I need to try
my new carry bag. I need to try
my new spikeless shoes. I need to try
my newly regripped clubs. I need to work
on my slice. I never regret
going golfing. I only need
eleven more rounds to establish my handicap. I played so
bad last week; I just want to get back out. I prayed I would
shoot even par. I quit smoking,
and a golf course provides a lot of fresh air. I read it was
good aerobic exercise. I read somewhere
golf is good for the back. I really just
like the scenery on the golf course. I really like
a good challenge; golf is the only sport that humbles my ego. I really need
some form of exercise. I received a
demo package of the liquid core golf balls. I received a
new sleeve of balls for my birthday. I slowed down
my back swing. Now I need to see if it helps my game. I sponsored
a hole at the charity event. I sprayed
my balls with silicon, which guarantees my ball won't slice. I started
to follow through on my swing. I support
my family by selling the golf balls I find in the woods. I think I
can finally beat my wife. I think I
can win closest to the pin in the charity golf outing. I took the
day off because my office is being painted. I usually
play real strong on the nineteenth hole. I want to
become a professional golfer, so I need the practice. I want to
play in Denver; the ball flies farther. I want to
see if my new ball retriever works. I want to
show off my new sand wedge. I want to
try our my new lob wedge. I want to
try that new glow-in-the-dark golf. I was laid
off, so I might as well go golfing. I was late
for my job interview, so I might as well go golfing. I was motivated
by play on the U.S Open. I was physically
forced to join the company's golf league. I was their
one-millionth golfer and I was given a year's worth of greens
fees. I wasn't able
to golf in outing last week, so I'll go today. I watched
the pros on TV, and it looks easy, so I want to try it. I went to
the ballet last night, so my wife s letting me go golfing today. I woke up
in the parking lot of the golf course. I won a new
set of clubs; I no longer have to rent clubs. I won green
fees in the employee raffle. I work nights;
I have nothing else to do during the day. If you buy
a dozen golf balls at the pro shop on Tuesdays, they will let
you stay and play. I'm getting
married this afternoon. I need to sneak in 36. I'm happiest
on the golf course. |
