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Excuses when you just have to go play golf!

I'm home shopping, and my real estate agent is taking me golfing to show me a few houses.

I'm hopelessly addicted to golfing.

I'm hungry and a hot dog just tastes better on the course.

I'm locked out of the house and I only have keys to the car trunk (where my clubs are).

I'm so late for work, I'm just not even going to go in.

I'm trying to conserve energy, and the course uses electric carts.

It feels great fixing ball marks on the green.

It gets me out of the house.

It is a three-day weekend and my wife has to work.

It is an opportunity to meet new friends.

It is better than cleaning out the garage.

It is rumoured they lowered the cost of beer at the course.

It is the first day all week it has not rained.

It was my mum's suggestion.

It was such a long Winter, this Spring weather makes me feel like golfing.

It's a habit.

It's a holiday; what else should I do?

It's a league play day.

It's a requirement at the next sales meeting.

It's an absolutely beautiful day; they can't possibly need me at work.

It's an opportunity to play a course I have never played before.

It's Augusta!

It's easier than doing my taxes.

It's Father's Day; I'll do what I feel like.

It's half price green fees before noon.

It's my wedding anniversary, so I'm going golfing.

It's rained a lot lately. My long irons will stick the green.

It's raining, and I need to see if my new rain gear is effective.

It's the first day above 50 degrees.

It's the first day of spring; I might as well go golfing.

It's the first day of the summer.

It's the only challenge I find (besides talking with my wife).

It's the only fun thing I can do with my family.

It's the only place I know where I can get a free pencil.

It's the only place where I know women won't bother me.

It's the only sport I can take up at age 60.

It's the only thing I can do at 5.30am.

It's the only thing to do in Las Vegas.

It's the perfect place to get together and discuss life with co-workers.

It's the perfect place to teach my son anger control.

It's the perfect way to get know my future father-in-law.

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