Golf Jokes » Golf excusesExcuses when you just have to go play golf!
I'm
home shopping, and my real estate agent is taking me golfing to
show me a few houses. I'm hopelessly
addicted to golfing. I'm hungry and
a hot dog just tastes better on the course. I'm locked out
of the house and I only have keys to the car trunk (where my clubs
are). I'm so late
for work, I'm just not even going to go in. I'm trying to
conserve energy, and the course uses electric carts. It feels great
fixing ball marks on the green. It gets me out
of the house. It is a three-day
weekend and my wife has to work. It is an opportunity
to meet new friends. It is better
than cleaning out the garage. It
is rumoured they lowered the cost of beer at the course. It is the first
day all week it has not rained. It was my mum's
suggestion. It was such
a long Winter, this Spring weather makes me feel like golfing. It's a habit. It's a holiday;
what else should I do? It's a league
play day. It's a requirement
at the next sales meeting. It's an absolutely
beautiful day; they can't possibly need me at work. It's an opportunity
to play a course I have never played before. It's Augusta! It's easier
than doing my taxes. It's Father's
Day; I'll do what I feel like. It's half price
green fees before noon. It's my wedding
anniversary, so I'm going golfing. It's rained
a lot lately. My long irons will stick the green. It's raining,
and I need to see if my new rain gear is effective. It's the first
day above 50 degrees. It's the first
day of spring; I might as well go golfing. It's the first
day of the summer. It's the only
challenge I find (besides talking with my wife). It's the only
fun thing I can do with my family. It's the only
place I know where I can get a free pencil. It's the only
place where I know women won't bother me. It's the only
sport I can take up at age 60. It's the only
thing I can do at 5.30am. It's the only
thing to do in Las Vegas. It's the perfect
place to get together and discuss life with co-workers. It's the perfect
place to teach my son anger control. It's the perfect
way to get know my future father-in-law. |