Golf Jokes » Golf proToo foggy to see
Two
dim-witted golfers are teeing off on a foggy par-3. They can see
the flag, but not the green. The first golfer hits his ball into
the fog and the second golfer does the same. They proceed to the
green to find their balls. One
ball is about 6 feet from the cup while the other found it's way
into the cup for a hole-in-one. Both were playing the same type
of balls, TopFlite 2, and couldn't determine which ball was which.
They
decided to ask the golf pro to decide their fate. After congratulating
both golfers on their fine shots, the golf pro asks, "Which
one of you used the orange one ?" LOFT There
are three men who wanted to learn how to play golf, so they hired
a golf instructor. The instructor asked the three men to hit the
golf ball as far as they can. One man hit way to the right, the
instructor yelled, "LOFT!" Backspin
An
amateur was talking to his golf pro. The
pro and the JP The
Justice of the Peace in a small town was about to tee off with two
other friends one day when the club pro volunteered to join them.
It seemed like the perfect opportunity for a free lesson.
But
instead of being helpful the pro was openly critical of the JP's
game. At every bumbled shot, the pro made a joke about the justice. The strange new pro
"I
don't know about that new pro," said Peter. "He may be
a little strange." "Why
do you think that?" asked Fred. "He
just tried to correct my stance again." "So?"
said Fred. "He's just trying to help your game." "Yeah,
I know," said Peter, "but I was standing at the urinal
at the time"
The golf pro Prayer
The
Pro is my Shepherd, He
maketh me to Drive Straight He
leadeth me Safely He
restoreth my Approach Shots. He
Leadeth me in the Paths of Yea,
though I chip through the Roughs For
his Advice is with me; His
Putter and Irons, He
prepareth my Strategy for me He
anointeth my head with Confidence: Surely
Birdies and Eagles shall follow And
I will score in the Low Eighties Amen
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