Golf Jokes » IndoorsMy wife left me
Fred
called his friend in tears. The golf widow
A
"golf widow" concedes that if she is ever to see her husband she
needs to learn the game. So she goes to the country club and signs
up for lessons with the golf pro. The missed 6" putt
An
older couple are playing in the annual club championship. They are
playing in a play-off hole, and it is down to a 6 inch putt that
the wife has to make. She takes her stance and her husband can see
her trembling. Marriage problems
A
couple whose passion had waned saw a marriage counselor and went
through appointments that brought little success. Suddenly at one
session the counselor grabbed the wife and kissed her passionately.
What if I died ?
"Dear,"
asked the wife. "What would you do if I died?" The perfect tee shot
A
guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity; looking
up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction
and speed. He was driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated
partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!" She'll leave me
"My
wife says she's leaving me if I don't give up golf." Could I play through
A
fourball watches a lone player play up short of the green they are
on. Neither would he
My
wife asked me why I don't play golf with Patrick anymore.
I
asked her "would you continue to play with a guy who always gets
drunk, loses so many balls other groups are always playing through,
tells lousy jokes while you are trying to putt and generally offends
everyone around him on the course?" Stop nagging
"Mildred,
shut up" cried the golfer at his nagging wife, "Shut up or you'll
drive me out of my mind." |