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You'll drive me mad

" Mildred, shut up," cried the golfer at his nagging wife. "Shut up or you'll drive me out of my mind."

"That," snapped Mildred, "that wouldn't be a drive. That would be a putt."

When were we married

You think so much of your old golf game that you don't even remember when we were married.

Course I do, my dear. It was the day I sank a 30 yard putt.

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