Golf Jokes » IndoorsYou'll drive me mad
"
Mildred, shut up," cried the golfer at his nagging wife. "Shut up
or you'll drive me out of my mind."
"That,"
snapped Mildred, "that wouldn't be a drive. That would be a putt."
When were we married
You
think so much of your old golf game that you don't even remember
when we were married.
Course I do, my dear. It was the day I sank a 30 yard putt.
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