by Joe
Nicole, We met today on the course and I have to tell you how much fun it was talking to you. (The tequila helps.) Your picture is very sexy, and your article is a riot. I'm looking forward to reading more, and I hope to see you again soon.
Tee-time Girl as outsider/insider
April 12, 2005, 9:26 pm
by Harry W. Crosby
Dear Nicole, first I gotta confess I've never had a golf club in my hand in a life too long to reveal, but the world you've chosen to adorn, and kid, and reveal, and, let's face it, rather revel in, is not golf at all, or at least not exclusively. It's a man's fantasy world (they basically aspire to no other kind), and about as basic and universal as they get. Men dream and drool at a largely man-conceived delusion that there are all sorts of young, sexy, sassy women just as hot for a romp as they are. Now, the fact that such women are hell-for-scarce doesn't faze the dreamers; those dreams are simply articles of the male faith. So they go days, weeks, months, years with no reinforcement of that faith, and yet it remains as strong as ever. Now, deep breath here, you come along and fill the role! (At least part way: you flaunt your wares and hand 'em the comebacks they've dreampt about since time memorial. And even better yet, some of these guys at least have senses of humor. You crack them up with your hyper-realistic sketches of their fellow buffoons in action. They read you and maybe acknowledge (with Puck) "What fools these mortals be!" but they can go right on looking at you and reading you and dreaming about the inside of your thighs and it will never end. You have tapped the mother of all wells, Male Fantasy. Fine tune your message (well, I guess I mean "coarse tune" it), and you should be able to pump it forever 'cuz baby, Maleness ain't going away until that side of the species is extinct (which is another topic for another day!). Harry
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April 12, 2005, 6:38 pm
Cart Girl
April 12, 2005, 6:38 pm
by Stan
Sterotypes don't get here by accident!
We create them!
Stan ;?)
Nicole
April 12, 2005, 5:55 pm
by Tyler
Wow, Naked, nice snacks like to try someday email me you hotty
qweasd
April 12, 2005, 8:22 am
by jdoe
qweasd
Fun Read!
April 11, 2005, 11:51 am
by Donald
Nicole's article is a real kick. She should keep "it" up More photos will make that easy.
First Timer
April 10, 2005, 11:45 pm
by Ed Dominick
Nicole,
Great Smile!!!!! Enjoyed your column. Gave me another way to look at golf. I think of "it" every 17 seconds.
Fm: A miniature golfer
Great column!
April 10, 2005, 9:45 pm
by Don
Nicole, I really enjoyed your April 4th article. Fantastic!
I sent your link to my old high school friends in Wisconsin. Perhaps they can add some Cheese head material to your future efforts.
Best regards, Don in San Diego
RE: Great column!
April 10, 2005, 10:47 pm
by ttg
Thanks. Make sure to send them to my site too at www.teetimegirl.com so they can get my book!
great column!
April 10, 2005, 1:36 am
by hotasianguy
Hey hot ttg, you're such a genius! ahaha Golf just got more interesting. By the way, nice pic!
www.teetimegirl.com
check it out yall!!!
~R