by big ol` WOODY
Nicole,
Thanks again for the HUMMER "between HOLES"the ice cold Coooors and the nice warm Schlitz,You are the 19th and 20th holes!
love,your ol` pal woody
Holy Sh*t
May 25, 2005, 12:06 pm
by Michael Reagan
If they can ever clone a girl as hot and sexy as Nicole, I will take 4 of them. She makes those dreaded 6 hours rounds almost worth it. She is destined to be a star.
Re:
May 5, 2005, 5:31 pm
Help with my length?
May 5, 2005, 5:31 pm
by Dave Warner
Nicole,
Maybe I can help you with your length someday. Who am I? Let me refresh your memory. Saturday afternoon, 17th hole, you pull a 3 wood out of my bag and proceed to lose 3 of my balls off the tee. I should have called the "-ick Out" rule on you. I don't think any of the 3 got out of the tee box area. So I guess you were correct when you stated,"it's proportional to the length of your own appendage." By the way my drive ended up on the right hand edge of the green, rather, "HUGE" wouldn't you agree?
It was nice to meet you, good luck with the book, hopefully I'll see you soon out on the coarse.
Regards,
Dave
P.S. Loosen your grip on the shaft if you want to get more "_ick" in the future.
cart girl
May 5, 2005, 11:40 am
by mike
Thanks for the cold beer and a warm hart you made are round more injoyable see you next time...Mike
Nicole's column
April 29, 2005, 1:04 pm
by Roger
Great writing... and far too true. I can't count the number of times I've been asked, after my tee shot ALMOST reaches the women's tees, "Does your husband play, too?" Looking forward to more from Nicole!
Your article
April 26, 2005, 7:56 pm
by Bob Garringer
I continue to be impressed! I liked your book, and now I love your article. Everywhere I play, I tell the local cart girls about your book. They usually say something like "Yeh...I think I heard of her...but I could never do that!" I always respond: "Sure you can...you can do anything that you put your mind to." I think you are an inspiration,(and your picture is pretty hot too!) Let me know when I can expect a calender! BG
Mercy
April 24, 2005, 12:20 pm
by Rich D
In the immortal words of Tin Cup and all bad golfers around the world. We have a winner. Darling keep up the good work. There's not a man alive that can keep up with such wit. I loved your article. Please keep up the good work and never mind the sexual overtones it is clearly immortal......
cart girl
April 22, 2005, 8:08 pm
by Perry
Nicole Kallis, you rock! Keep up the great articles.
A Hole In One
April 13, 2005, 6:12 pm
by Larry Leichman
These columns are great, Nicole -- aaabsolutely hilarious. Brilliant! And your "Tee Time" book is by far the funniest book I've ever read on golf. I bought thirty copies to give out to friends and clients. I've even invited some clients to California to come play with me and meet the author where you work! You're a terrific draw, a marvelous writer, and I can't wait for your next column and your next book. I wish you much success!
Nicole
April 13, 2005, 4:49 pm
by Michael
There is no fine cart girl, beer wench, drink hottie, just plain hottie as Nicole. She rocks!!!!! Her service on the course is marvelous. "You try and putt or hit a shot after she serves you a cold one" Talk about a stiff shaft!!!!
This chick transcends the golf industry. If they ever break the mold for a cart girl it is her. Long live the 5 hour rounds when she is on the cart.
Peace,
