by harleyM.D.
I practice in the triangle but went to medical school in Charleston. Playing golf with dookies is a professional/social necessity. So, when with a group of these self absorbed Mr. Knowitalls I will casually mention I know who is dropping hammer on coach K's daughter.
Failing that, I keep a fart machine in my bag that is operated remotely.
Loud, fat and juicy gets 'em every time.
The Long Ball
September 30, 2005, 9:47 am
by Toro Bollas
The amazing power of Chapstick????!!!!
Re:
August 13, 2006, 5:36 pm
RE: The Long Ball
August 13, 2006, 5:36 pm
by craig canfield m.d.
Yes, Chapstick is quite the equalizer. Just for grins i will bet an opponent my 3 wood TourMade will out drive his R7.
Works almost every time. Drinks only, of course.
cheating ways
September 7, 2005, 4:28 pm
by john pilch
Sounds similiar to the players at my brothers club, Have you ever walked over a patch of dry pan looking over to see your opponent find his ball at the same time you found his ball at the o.b.line, ob?
cheating
September 7, 2005, 11:44 am
by yankeebelle
this works great......tee your ball up anywhere using a green lifesaver...except the sand...Once you hit the ball the evidence is gone!
RE: cheating
August 13, 2006, 5:41 pm
by craig canfield m.d.
Know the color of the sand before you play the tract. Buy the lifesaver that closest resembles the color of that sand. Up 'n down.
Golf
August 25, 2005, 5:37 pm
by UnrineTrouble
G.O.L.F.
Gentleman Only Ladies Forbidden. I knew that acronym standing for something. Especially when a women wants to make a serious comment on the game of golf
Someone unpucker ole Sandy!
August 25, 2005, 10:41 am
by Hoyt Decker
Jeez, Sandy, Christmas may be four months away but I'd say it's never too early to put a sense of humor on your wish list. :-0
Cheating
August 25, 2005, 9:55 am
by Sandy Thomas
Golf used to be called a "Gentleman's Game". It's the only sport the athlete calls a penalty on himself. The article, labeled "humorous" stoops to a mud level concept of personal integrity.
When you cheat at golf you are lying.
Betting for dollars then cheating, is becoming a thief, (including a bogus high handicaps). Intergrity is a personal issue when we think that lying, cheating and stealing are an appropiate source of humor. Is this how you would like your business to be run? Or would you do business with this type of leadership in a company?
RE: Cheating
August 25, 2005, 1:34 pm
by Alex Lopez
Ohhh Come on! When you are playing golf with friends it may be fun especially when yu know your good buddies are doing the same thing. I have cheated myself only to tell all afterwards on the 19th hole for a laugh. Now, when you are playing seriously then it would be taboo. Come on people. I thought sports were fun as well!? If you take golf seriously all the time then it would be a boring game as most people thought it was.
