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Caddyshack

Caddyshack

  • Carl - It's in da hole!
  • Carl - I was unavoidably detained
  • Carl - Mrs. Crane...you're a little monkeywoman...
  • Carl - I don't blame you...you're a tramp!
  • Carl - ...Gunga, gunga la gunga
  • Carl - So, I got that going for me...which is nice.
  • Mr. Havercamp - Oh golly, I'm hot today
  • Carl - Oh, he got all of that one!
  • Carl - Cannonball, cannonball coming
  • Al Czervik - Thousand bucks you miss that putt
  • Al Czervik - Let's go! While we're young!

Kramer

Kramer

  • One good ball...
  • 600 Titilests
  • I can't hit the ball...
  • I can't play...
  • ...hit 'em into the ocean
  • I stink!
  • A hole in one
  • I have no concentration

Happy Gilmore

Happy Gilmore

  • beep...beep...beep (Happy cursing at the ball)
  • You're confusing me...
  • The price is wrong, bitch!
  • Come see if you can outdrive the amazing golfball wacker guy.
  • Woah, the club went further than the ball!
  • You suck...you jackass!
  • You will not make this putt...you jackass!

The Simpsons

The Simpsons

  • Homer making fun of Mr. Burns' cheating at golf
  • Keep your head down...
  • NEW ...mmmm, open-faced club sandwedge

King of the Hill

King of the Hill

  • ...damn Russian titanium alloy!
  • Fore! (after Boomhauer hits a cart)
  • You could be the next Lee Trevino...without the crazy accent.
  • ...just choke up on it and swing less like a...girl.

Miscellaneous

  • You da man!
  • Tin Cup - ...well struck golf shot

 

 
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