Golf Jokes » Golf excusesExcuses when you just have to go play golf!
I finally can
make my ball go left to right. I finally have
a chance to play with someone worse than me. I finished all
my projects at work. I finished cutting
my grass. I gambled away
my mortgage money last week, so I need to win it back today. I gave up intimacy
with my wife, so this is my new vice. I get depressed
when I don't play. I get more work
done on the course than at the office. I collect used
tees in all the tee boxes. I could finally
afford a pair of name brand clubs - I want to see if I can break
120! I
golf around Chicago, hoping to see Michael Jordan. I golf at the
outings, hoping to win the car. I golf every
day that ends in a 'y'. I got a gift
certificate for a free round of golf for my birthday. I got a new
beer coolie. I have to try it out on the course. I got a new
pair of knickers. I got a super
deal on a golf package. I got kicked
out of G.A. (Golfers Anonymous) I got lost going
to work and ended up at the golf course. I got my new
handicap card and want to show the guys at the club. I got new license
plates for my golf cart today. I want to see how they look. I got the hots
for the beer girl. I got the membership
as a gift for Christmas. I got those
new golf balls that fly 'too far'; I have to try them out. I had a dream
last night telling me to go golfing. I had a new
soft-spikes put on my golf shoes. I had a sunroof
put in on my golf cart. I need to try it out. I had back surgery
yesterday. I need to see if it helped! I had to drive
all the way to another city to help you move, I'm sure going to
golf. I had to join
the course so my wife could make some friends. I had to make
a sales call at the course anyway. I hate Nascar,
and that's all that's on TV. I have a coupon
from the newspaper. I have a few
hours to kill before the M.A.S.H reruns start. I have a meeting
at the course, so I might as well go golfing. I have a rain
check from yesterday. I have a scramble
next week. I need the practice. I have already
seen all the movies at the video store, so I'm going golfing. I have an opportunity
to play with the three best players at the club. I have been
on a plane all day; I just really need some fresh air. I have been
practising putting on my carpet; now I want to see if the practice
has paid off. I have been
taking anger counselling for my golf game. I have been
taking golf vitamins, which are supposed to allow me to hit the
ball an extra 10 yards. I have been
watching the golf channel for 48 hours straight. I am psyched to
try what I learned. I have been
working way too hard; I need to relax. I have never
birdied a #1 handicap hole. I have never
eagled a hole before. I feel lucky. I have never
had the chance to golf in Arizona. I have never
played a canyon course before. |