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  • Tin Cup - Tubac Golf Resort and Spa From BadGolfer.com with love: Ranking the top golf courses for (regular) guys who love golf

    We all love golf course rankings, but there's quite a bias involved, huh? Host a major championship and you're basically guaranteed a spot on the list. What about the average duffer who's more impressed with the beer list than the slope/rating - or prefers friendliness over the fine, imported lotion in the locker room? Where's our list, hackers? Answer: Right here.
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  • Divine 9 Road Trip Divine 9 Road Trip puts Carson City, Nevada golf memorably on the map

    A tradition in Carson City, Nev., the Divine 9 Road Trip is a party on wheels. Participants play nine courses - such as Genoa Lakes Golf Club and Dayton Valley Golf & Country Club - two holes each, all over the course of 11 hours - plus share laughs, stories and spirits along the way.
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  • Jeff Maggert and kids at Augusta Is having children worth sacrificing my dream of a country club membership?

    I've been slumming it out on cheap public courses my entire life. At one point, aren't I entitled as a lifelong golfer to finally enjoy the fruits of my suffering on a well conditioned, thoughtfully designed private course from one of the game's premier architects?
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  • FedEx Cup Trophy The FedEx Cup: The most important tournament-ish golf-thingy of 2009

    In 2009, the FedEx Cup is the last big event-ish-like thing-y that Tiger Woods can win, his final chance to save his season and possibly golf. If Steve Stricker wins, everything Tiger has accomplished in his career is for naught.
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  • Sergio Garcia - 2008 PGA Sergio Garcia had no chance at Hazeltine, none! Why?

    Like many of you out there, I have long been dazzled by the ability and charisma of Sergio Garcia. I fully bought into the idea that Sergio could be the next Seve Ballesteros and provide Tiger Woods with a generation-long challenge. And I, like many others, was terribly, terribly wrong.
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  • Club Pro The only two golf lessons you'll ever need

    Forget all the lessons you took from golf pros. Forget the straight left arm, proper posture, head still, full shoulder turn, pronate, supinate, belt buckle to target, complete follow through, right elbow in pocket and the zillion other things some guy charged you $40 a half hour to remember. There are only two lessons you'll need in order to be a good golfer.
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  • Arnold Palmer Like it or not, in golf, us old guys rule

    Like it or not, folks, when it comes to golf, us old guys rule. The average age of an avid golfer is in the mid-50s, and 78 percent of that group is male. Here are the top 10 reasons why old timers love the game so damn much ...
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  • What can be done about slow play in golf (Or: Why golfers don't carry guns)

  • Gambling and golf (or why a dime isn't 10 cents)

  • Straight down the middle (or: how to cheat in golf with ChapStick)

  • Barack Obama: BadGolfer.com's Bad Golfer Of The Decade

  • Spice up your raincheck with Mio Destino's new golf lingerie

  • A golf bailout? As economy struggles, PGA Tour must make the cut

  • Ultimate springtime golf fitness tips for "real" golfers

  • John Daly shocks, angers golf fans by not overindulging for an entire day

  • Worst Golfer For truly bad golf stories, just ask your caddie

    We all have good stories about bad golfers we've known, but if you want the great stories, go to a caddie. I was playing golf at Royal Links Golf Club in Las Vegas one time, where they pretty much force you to have a caddie. I was glad because the caddie, Mike Tousa, not only helped me lower my score, but told me some great stories.
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  • Tin Cup Tin Cup quotes: Lessons on golf and life from a washed-up driving-range pro

    Ask a devoted Tin Cup fan about his first impression of the movie and the response is almost always the same: "I hated it." But first impressions are usually short-lived when it comes to this 1996 romantic comedy about a driving-range pro's quest to win the heart of the woman he loves by winning the U.S. Open.
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  • Caddyshack Poster 'Caddyshack' quotes: Making golf even funnier for the last 25 years

    Taste is often considered subjective, but in fact that's just not true. There's a quick way to determine whether any person has taste: Can he quote freely and liberally from the best golf movie of all time, "Caddyshack?"
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  • Patricia Hannigan Patricia Hannigan: A fun and flirty Golf Girl burning up the blog-o-sphere

    Patricia Hannigan: "I think it really empowers women that you can play golf and also be really feminine. To me, it's all a good thing. Being beautiful is one more thing to have and why try and hide it?"
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  • Real Golf Fitness Tips Ultimate springtime golf fitness tips for "real" golfers

    Salivating at the thought of the spring golf season? Hold on, Tiger. You can't just run straight to the golf course after a long winter of sloth and mold. Now don't fall for some charlatan trying to sell you some total golf fitness regimen; we've seen you, and we know that a healthier way of living is not what you're "into." With that in mind, here is BadGolfer.com's total golf fitness regimen for the "real" golfer ...
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  • Lousy Golf Ten ways to be a lousy golf partner

    Want to ensure you're never invited to play with the gals? Want to really annoy your golfing buddies? Here are some sure-fire methods to become the person no one wants to be paired with.
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  • Tee Time Girl tells you how to score on your golf date

  • Straight down the middle (or: how to cheat in golf with ChapStick)

  • With nude calendar, photographer Ray Alonso uncovers Bare Essence of Golf

  • Kevin Dillon Entourage HBO star Kevin Dillon goes Johnny Drama over golf, Mickelson, Winged Foot

    The hit HBO show Entourage has put journeyman actor Kevin Dillon back on the Hollywood map. BadGolfer.com recently caught up with the avid golfer to discuss his golf game, his show, Winged Foot and Phil Mickelson.
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  • John Elway Big-play master John Elway roots for Michelle Wie to get her victory

    Meet John Elway and you'll instantly understand what "presence" means. Arguably the most cool-headed quarterback in NFL history, Elway is just as commanding in a polo shirt as he was in shoulder pads. He still looks much as he did when running out of a collapsing pocket and letting the football fly with his Howitzer arm.
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  • Barack Obama - Bad Golfer Barack Obama: BadGolfer.com's Bad Golfer Of The Decade

    Sure, the entire planet is facing an unprecedented financial crisis. And every other nation, or so it seems, is currently at war. But does any of that matter? Not a whit. Because President-elect Barack Obama occasionally plays golf. And this is what the American people want to know about.
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  • Ray Romano - everybody loves raymond - golfer - comic Nobody loves golf more than TV's Raymond (Romano, that is)

    Ray Romano is a hard-core golfer. His borderline-loopy zeal to make the cut in the Pebble Beach National Pro-Am became fodder for an hour-long HBO special. What other megastar would put a link to the story he wrote for Golf Digest about breaking 100 at Augusta National near the top of his Web site?
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  • Al Franken Al Franken: Wrestling Rush Limbaugh wouldn't be fair

    In the interest of fairness and balance, we decided to get a liberal spokesman to respond to Rush Limbaugh. And who better than Al Franken?
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  • carsondaly Late-night host/MTV legend Carson Daly talks golf and that sneaky Roger Clemens

    Get Carson Daly off TV and you'll find one of most polite celebrities anywhere. He didn't just play to the fans at the Bob Hope Chrysler Classic while the cameras were on or reporters were watching. He charmed the volunteers, particularly the older women, clearly coming off as the celebrity in the field they'd most like their daughter to date.
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  • Celebrity golf tour: Nothing funny about a $2-million purse

  • Maury Povich: "I'm the best of the TV-news and talk-show-host golfers!"

  • Mr. October goes golf nut: Reggie Jackson on Tiger Woods' place among sports' legends



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