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  • Tin Cup - Tubac Golf Resort and Spa From BadGolfer.com with love: Ranking the top golf courses for (regular) guys who love golf

    We all love golf course rankings, but there's quite a bias involved, huh? Host a major championship and you're basically guaranteed a spot on the list. What about the average duffer who's more impressed with the beer list than the slope/rating - or prefers friendliness over the fine, imported lotion in the locker room? Where's our list, hackers? Answer: Right here.
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  • Divine 9 Road Trip Divine 9 Road Trip puts Carson City, Nevada golf memorably on the map

    A tradition in Carson City, Nev., the Divine 9 Road Trip is a party on wheels. Participants play nine courses - such as Genoa Lakes Golf Club and Dayton Valley Golf & Country Club - two holes each, all over the course of 11 hours - plus share laughs, stories and spirits along the way.
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  • Jeff Maggert and kids at Augusta Is having children worth sacrificing my dream of a country club membership?

    I've been slumming it out on cheap public courses my entire life. At one point, aren't I entitled as a lifelong golfer to finally enjoy the fruits of my suffering on a well conditioned, thoughtfully designed private course from one of the game's premier architects?
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  • FedEx Cup Trophy The FedEx Cup: The most important tournament-ish golf-thingy of 2009

    In 2009, the FedEx Cup is the last big event-ish-like thing-y that Tiger Woods can win, his final chance to save his season and possibly golf. If Steve Stricker wins, everything Tiger has accomplished in his career is for naught.
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  • Sergio Garcia - 2008 PGA Sergio Garcia had no chance at Hazeltine, none! Why?

    Like many of you out there, I have long been dazzled by the ability and charisma of Sergio Garcia. I fully bought into the idea that Sergio could be the next Seve Ballesteros and provide Tiger Woods with a generation-long challenge. And I, like many others, was terribly, terribly wrong.
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  • Club Pro The only two golf lessons you'll ever need

    Forget all the lessons you took from golf pros. Forget the straight left arm, proper posture, head still, full shoulder turn, pronate, supinate, belt buckle to target, complete follow through, right elbow in pocket and the zillion other things some guy charged you $40 a half hour to remember. There are only two lessons you'll need in order to be a good golfer.
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  • Arnold Palmer Like it or not, in golf, us old guys rule

    Like it or not, folks, when it comes to golf, us old guys rule. The average age of an avid golfer is in the mid-50s, and 78 percent of that group is male. Here are the top 10 reasons why old timers love the game so damn much ...
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  • What can be done about slow play in golf (Or: Why golfers don't carry guns)

  • Gambling and golf (or why a dime isn't 10 cents)

  • Straight down the middle (or: how to cheat in golf with ChapStick)

  • Barack Obama: BadGolfer.com's Bad Golfer Of The Decade

  • Spice up your raincheck with Mio Destino's new golf lingerie

  • A golf bailout? As economy struggles, PGA Tour must make the cut

  • Ultimate springtime golf fitness tips for "real" golfers

  • John Daly shocks, angers golf fans by not overindulging for an entire day

  • Golf ball Report: George W. Bush to design golf course in Saudi Arabia

    George W. Bush doesn't have much longer to figure out his next career move after the Oval Office. BadGolfer.com columnist William K. Wolfrum has preliminary reports that Bush will take up golf course design, starting with a massive project in Saudi Arabia.
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  • Lucky Golf Shirt Stripes & plaids: Awful (or lucky?) golf clothes live on

    One group is constant in every golf club; their names change but their clothes don't. They are R.O.B. (Rich Old Boys) at my club; they may be the super seniors at yours. They have their own forward tees and they play midweek in the morning. You know these guys, always smiling, having fun. And in every club I know they have one distinct characteristic. They dress REALLY BAD and they don't care.
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  • Golf in Crosshairs What can be done about slow play in golf (Or: Why golfers don't carry guns)

    Slow play is the pimple on the ass of golf. Everyone hates it, but they don't know how to get rid of it. It's a good thing golfers aren't armed, as it would prove too tempting to pick off the guy in the group in front as he retrieves his fifth ball out of the pond.
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  • RayAlonsoWithModels With nude calendar, photographer Ray Alonso uncovers Bare Essence of Golf

    Being young, artistic and heterosexual, Miami photographer and tyro duffer Ray Alonso began to view the golf courses he played, with their sensual curves and mounds, through a different lens. He made his musings manifest via the Bare Essence of Golf calendar.
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  • Golf with men Golf and first dates: Singles often face a dating match made in hell

    I have no problem with dating services. I tried one myself one time, and got lucky - she insisted on cleaning my kitchen before we went out. But meeting for the first time on a golf course strikes me as a bad idea.
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  • rushcigar Golf-loving radio king Rush Limbaugh hits it right on Clooney, Clinton and Wie

    They were graying, they had enough money to live on a golf course and they were in love. They called out Rush Limbaugh's name as he walked down the fairways, pleaded for autographs the way the others in the crowd screamed for the rock stars.
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  • Tiger Woods vs. Jack Nicklaus: Let the bad comparisons begin

  • For truly bad golf stories, just ask your caddie

  • When you're playing truly bad golf, even Jesus can't help you

  • Vince Coleman - St. Louis Cardinals - baseball steals leader - Scottsdale golfer Cardinals steal man Vince Coleman brings his swagger to golf

    Vince Coleman may be just about the last athlete you'd expect to be finding happy refuge in the slow, steady rhythm of golf. It's still hard to imagine one of the fastest men in baseball doing anything slow. But now, retired and living in a town that worships golf, Coleman can hold his addiction to the game up with anyone's.
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  • charles barkley golf NBA great (and pro loudmouth) Charles Barkley insists: "I've retired from golf"

    Charles Barkley has become something of a golf ambassador in his post-playing days. One of the NBA's 50 Greatest Players of All Time might be almost as well known these days for his putrid golf game.
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  • carsondaly Late-night host/MTV legend Carson Daly talks golf and that sneaky Roger Clemens

    Get Carson Daly off TV and you'll find one of most polite celebrities anywhere. He didn't just play to the fans at the Bob Hope Chrysler Classic while the cameras were on or reporters were watching. He charmed the volunteers, particularly the older women, clearly coming off as the celebrity in the field they'd most like their daughter to date.
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  • Reggie Jackson Mr. October goes golf nut: Reggie Jackson on Tiger Woods' place among sports' legends

    Yankees legend Reggie Jackson was inside the ropes for Tiger Woods' magical U.S. Open win at Torrey Pines. BadGolfer.com caught up with Mr. October to discuss Woods, Jackson's passion for golf, and George Steinbrenner.
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  • Aaron Rodgers - Green Bay Packers Quarterback How do you escape Brett Favre's returning shadow? New Green Bay Packers QB Aaron Rodgers golfs

    How's Aaron Rodgers, the 24-year-old never-been-an-NFL-starter quarterback set to replace Brett Favre as QB of the Green Bay Packers, handling the pressure? He's golfing. Rodgers played in the American Century Celebrity Championship at Lake Tahoe, where he spoke to BadGolfer.com about Favre, gearing up for the season and his golf game.
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  • Daniel Negreanu putting in Las Vegas Daniel "Kid Poker" Negreanu: Golf is more fun when you're betting millions in Las Vegas

    Professional poker player Daniel Negreanu has always wanted to be a real athlete. Now, with the launch of the High Stakes Golf Tour on ESPN, he and other top gamblers can show off their chops in high stakes competition on a Las Vegas golf course.
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  • Michael O'Keefe (aka Caddyshack's Danny Noonan): Not just another face in the crowd

  • Barack Obama: BadGolfer.com's Bad Golfer Of The Decade

  • '80s football rebel Jim McMahon: "Golf's no fun without a buzz"



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