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  • Tin Cup - Tubac Golf Resort and Spa From BadGolfer.com with love: Ranking the top golf courses for (regular) guys who love golf

    We all love golf course rankings, but there's quite a bias involved, huh? Host a major championship and you're basically guaranteed a spot on the list. What about the average duffer who's more impressed with the beer list than the slope/rating - or prefers friendliness over the fine, imported lotion in the locker room? Where's our list, hackers? Answer: Right here.
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  • Divine 9 Road Trip Divine 9 Road Trip puts Carson City, Nevada golf memorably on the map

    A tradition in Carson City, Nev., the Divine 9 Road Trip is a party on wheels. Participants play nine courses - such as Genoa Lakes Golf Club and Dayton Valley Golf & Country Club - two holes each, all over the course of 11 hours - plus share laughs, stories and spirits along the way.
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  • Jeff Maggert and kids at Augusta Is having children worth sacrificing my dream of a country club membership?

    I've been slumming it out on cheap public courses my entire life. At one point, aren't I entitled as a lifelong golfer to finally enjoy the fruits of my suffering on a well conditioned, thoughtfully designed private course from one of the game's premier architects?
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  • FedEx Cup Trophy The FedEx Cup: The most important tournament-ish golf-thingy of 2009

    In 2009, the FedEx Cup is the last big event-ish-like thing-y that Tiger Woods can win, his final chance to save his season and possibly golf. If Steve Stricker wins, everything Tiger has accomplished in his career is for naught.
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  • Sergio Garcia - 2008 PGA Sergio Garcia had no chance at Hazeltine, none! Why?

    Like many of you out there, I have long been dazzled by the ability and charisma of Sergio Garcia. I fully bought into the idea that Sergio could be the next Seve Ballesteros and provide Tiger Woods with a generation-long challenge. And I, like many others, was terribly, terribly wrong.
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  • Club Pro The only two golf lessons you'll ever need

    Forget all the lessons you took from golf pros. Forget the straight left arm, proper posture, head still, full shoulder turn, pronate, supinate, belt buckle to target, complete follow through, right elbow in pocket and the zillion other things some guy charged you $40 a half hour to remember. There are only two lessons you'll need in order to be a good golfer.
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  • Arnold Palmer Like it or not, in golf, us old guys rule

    Like it or not, folks, when it comes to golf, us old guys rule. The average age of an avid golfer is in the mid-50s, and 78 percent of that group is male. Here are the top 10 reasons why old timers love the game so damn much ...
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  • What can be done about slow play in golf (Or: Why golfers don't carry guns)

  • Gambling and golf (or why a dime isn't 10 cents)

  • Straight down the middle (or: how to cheat in golf with ChapStick)

  • Barack Obama: BadGolfer.com's Bad Golfer Of The Decade

  • Spice up your raincheck with Mio Destino's new golf lingerie

  • A golf bailout? As economy struggles, PGA Tour must make the cut

  • Ultimate springtime golf fitness tips for "real" golfers

  • John Daly shocks, angers golf fans by not overindulging for an entire day

  • Golf with men Golf and first dates: Singles often face a dating match made in hell

    I have no problem with dating services. I tried one myself one time, and got lucky - she insisted on cleaning my kitchen before we went out. But meeting for the first time on a golf course strikes me as a bad idea.
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  • Bad Golfer When you're playing truly bad golf, even Jesus can't help you

    This is the ultimate story for BadGolfer.com, though there ain't a damn thing funny about it. I'm playing bad. Even my grammar is bad. I think it should be, "I'm playing badly." Who the hell cares? When you're playing bad golf, things like grammar, love, sex, and the meaning of life mean nothing. Less than nothing ...
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  • Tee Time Girl Tee Time Girl tells you how to score on your golf date

    While fantasy golf has become a game played by the masses, the golf fantasy of playing around during or after playing a round is like getting a happy ending after an awesome full-body massage.
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  • Lousy Golf Ten ways to be a lousy golf partner

    Want to ensure you're never invited to play with the gals? Want to really annoy your golfing buddies? Here are some sure-fire methods to become the person no one wants to be paired with.
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  • Tin Cup Tin Cup quotes: Lessons on golf and life from a washed-up driving-range pro

    Ask a devoted Tin Cup fan about his first impression of the movie and the response is almost always the same: "I hated it." But first impressions are usually short-lived when it comes to this 1996 romantic comedy about a driving-range pro's quest to win the heart of the woman he loves by winning the U.S. Open.
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  • RayAlonsoWithModels With nude calendar, photographer Ray Alonso uncovers Bare Essence of Golf

    Being young, artistic and heterosexual, Miami photographer and tyro duffer Ray Alonso began to view the golf courses he played, with their sensual curves and mounds, through a different lens. He made his musings manifest via the Bare Essence of Golf calendar.
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  • Now barely legal, Michelle Wie faces Playboy choice - Sleaze on!

  • Patricia Hannigan: A fun and flirty Golf Girl burning up the blog-o-sphere

  • Stripes & plaids: Awful (or lucky?) golf clothes live on

  • John Elway Big-play master John Elway roots for Michelle Wie to get her victory

    Meet John Elway and you'll instantly understand what "presence" means. Arguably the most cool-headed quarterback in NFL history, Elway is just as commanding in a polo shirt as he was in shoulder pads. He still looks much as he did when running out of a collapsing pocket and letting the football fly with his Howitzer arm.
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  • rushcigar Golf-loving radio king Rush Limbaugh hits it right on Clooney, Clinton and Wie

    They were graying, they had enough money to live on a golf course and they were in love. They called out Rush Limbaugh's name as he walked down the fairways, pleaded for autographs the way the others in the crowd screamed for the rock stars.
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  • sterlingsharpe Ex-NFL star Sterling Sharpe: Sometimes you have to be "a prick" on the course

    Sterling Sharpe suddenly had a lot of time on his hands. The cheering stopped. Brett Favre moved on to other targets. Sharpe found his way into TV commentating, but he also discovered an outlet in golf.
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  • charles barkley golf NBA great (and pro loudmouth) Charles Barkley insists: "I've retired from golf"

    Charles Barkley has become something of a golf ambassador in his post-playing days. One of the NBA's 50 Greatest Players of All Time might be almost as well known these days for his putrid golf game.
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  • Ray Romano - everybody loves raymond - golfer - comic Nobody loves golf more than TV's Raymond (Romano, that is)

    Ray Romano is a hard-core golfer. His borderline-loopy zeal to make the cut in the Pebble Beach National Pro-Am became fodder for an hour-long HBO special. What other megastar would put a link to the story he wrote for Golf Digest about breaking 100 at Augusta National near the top of his Web site?
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  • Barack Obama - Bad Golfer Barack Obama: BadGolfer.com's Bad Golfer Of The Decade

    Sure, the entire planet is facing an unprecedented financial crisis. And every other nation, or so it seems, is currently at war. But does any of that matter? Not a whit. Because President-elect Barack Obama occasionally plays golf. And this is what the American people want to know about.
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  • As The Worm Boogies: The Dennis Rodman school of partying

  • Mr. October goes golf nut: Reggie Jackson on Tiger Woods' place among sports' legends

  • Michael O'Keefe (aka Caddyshack's Danny Noonan): Not just another face in the crowd



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