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  • Tin Cup - Tubac Golf Resort and Spa From BadGolfer.com with love: Ranking the top golf courses for (regular) guys who love golf

    We all love golf course rankings, but there's quite a bias involved, huh? Host a major championship and you're basically guaranteed a spot on the list. What about the average duffer who's more impressed with the beer list than the slope/rating - or prefers friendliness over the fine, imported lotion in the locker room? Where's our list, hackers? Answer: Right here.
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  • Divine 9 Road Trip Divine 9 Road Trip puts Carson City, Nevada golf memorably on the map

    A tradition in Carson City, Nev., the Divine 9 Road Trip is a party on wheels. Participants play nine courses - such as Genoa Lakes Golf Club and Dayton Valley Golf & Country Club - two holes each, all over the course of 11 hours - plus share laughs, stories and spirits along the way.
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  • Jeff Maggert and kids at Augusta Is having children worth sacrificing my dream of a country club membership?

    I've been slumming it out on cheap public courses my entire life. At one point, aren't I entitled as a lifelong golfer to finally enjoy the fruits of my suffering on a well conditioned, thoughtfully designed private course from one of the game's premier architects?
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  • FedEx Cup Trophy The FedEx Cup: The most important tournament-ish golf-thingy of 2009

    In 2009, the FedEx Cup is the last big event-ish-like thing-y that Tiger Woods can win, his final chance to save his season and possibly golf. If Steve Stricker wins, everything Tiger has accomplished in his career is for naught.
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  • Sergio Garcia - 2008 PGA Sergio Garcia had no chance at Hazeltine, none! Why?

    Like many of you out there, I have long been dazzled by the ability and charisma of Sergio Garcia. I fully bought into the idea that Sergio could be the next Seve Ballesteros and provide Tiger Woods with a generation-long challenge. And I, like many others, was terribly, terribly wrong.
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  • Club Pro The only two golf lessons you'll ever need

    Forget all the lessons you took from golf pros. Forget the straight left arm, proper posture, head still, full shoulder turn, pronate, supinate, belt buckle to target, complete follow through, right elbow in pocket and the zillion other things some guy charged you $40 a half hour to remember. There are only two lessons you'll need in order to be a good golfer.
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  • Arnold Palmer Like it or not, in golf, us old guys rule

    Like it or not, folks, when it comes to golf, us old guys rule. The average age of an avid golfer is in the mid-50s, and 78 percent of that group is male. Here are the top 10 reasons why old timers love the game so damn much ...
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  • What can be done about slow play in golf (Or: Why golfers don't carry guns)

  • Gambling and golf (or why a dime isn't 10 cents)

  • Straight down the middle (or: how to cheat in golf with ChapStick)

  • Barack Obama: BadGolfer.com's Bad Golfer Of The Decade

  • Spice up your raincheck with Mio Destino's new golf lingerie

  • A golf bailout? As economy struggles, PGA Tour must make the cut

  • Ultimate springtime golf fitness tips for "real" golfers

  • John Daly shocks, angers golf fans by not overindulging for an entire day

  • Lousy Golf Ten ways to be a lousy golf partner

    Want to ensure you're never invited to play with the gals? Want to really annoy your golfing buddies? Here are some sure-fire methods to become the person no one wants to be paired with.
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  • Worst Golfer For truly bad golf stories, just ask your caddie

    We all have good stories about bad golfers we've known, but if you want the great stories, go to a caddie. I was playing golf at Royal Links Golf Club in Las Vegas one time, where they pretty much force you to have a caddie. I was glad because the caddie, Mike Tousa, not only helped me lower my score, but told me some great stories.
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  • Club Pro The only two golf lessons you'll ever need

    Forget all the lessons you took from golf pros. Forget the straight left arm, proper posture, head still, full shoulder turn, pronate, supinate, belt buckle to target, complete follow through, right elbow in pocket and the zillion other things some guy charged you $40 a half hour to remember. There are only two lessons you'll need in order to be a good golfer.
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  • rushcigar Golf-loving radio king Rush Limbaugh hits it right on Clooney, Clinton and Wie

    They were graying, they had enough money to live on a golf course and they were in love. They called out Rush Limbaugh's name as he walked down the fairways, pleaded for autographs the way the others in the crowd screamed for the rock stars.
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  • RayAlonsoWithModels With nude calendar, photographer Ray Alonso uncovers Bare Essence of Golf

    Being young, artistic and heterosexual, Miami photographer and tyro duffer Ray Alonso began to view the golf courses he played, with their sensual curves and mounds, through a different lens. He made his musings manifest via the Bare Essence of Golf calendar.
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  • Cheating Skills Win easily on the golf course - cheat! Tips to help golfers win more bets

    First of all, to cheat well on the golf course, you must be a good liar. You cannot be one without the other. You must be without ethics, morals or higher principles. The truth may set you free, but lying will get you further in life and golf gambling as long as you’re not caught. It helps if you’re a Republican, but many Democrats are adept as well, i.e. Bill Clinton. Well, Clinton is a bad example, because he got caught. Independents, all high and mighty, don’t lie, but then again, they have absolutely no power in Washington.
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  • Report: George W. Bush to design golf course in Saudi Arabia

  • 'Caddyshack' quotes: Making golf even funnier for the last 25 years

  • Stripes & plaids: Awful (or lucky?) golf clothes live on

  • Ray Romano - everybody loves raymond - golfer - comic Nobody loves golf more than TV's Raymond (Romano, that is)

    Ray Romano is a hard-core golfer. His borderline-loopy zeal to make the cut in the Pebble Beach National Pro-Am became fodder for an hour-long HBO special. What other megastar would put a link to the story he wrote for Golf Digest about breaking 100 at Augusta National near the top of his Web site?
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  • Justin Timberlake - Fans Boy bander who bombs: Justin Timberlake hits booming drives when he's not on stage

    What many people don't know about Timberlake is how absolutely golf-obsessed he is. This ex-boy bander's a legitimate 6-handicap who plays almost religiously. Girlfriend Cameron Diaz had to take up golf to spend more time with him.
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  • Kevin Dillon Entourage HBO star Kevin Dillon goes Johnny Drama over golf, Mickelson, Winged Foot

    The hit HBO show Entourage has put journeyman actor Kevin Dillon back on the Hollywood map. BadGolfer.com recently caught up with the avid golfer to discuss his golf game, his show, Winged Foot and Phil Mickelson.
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  • Reggie Jackson Mr. October goes golf nut: Reggie Jackson on Tiger Woods' place among sports' legends

    Yankees legend Reggie Jackson was inside the ropes for Tiger Woods' magical U.S. Open win at Torrey Pines. BadGolfer.com caught up with Mr. October to discuss Woods, Jackson's passion for golf, and George Steinbrenner.
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  • Daniel Negreanu putting in Las Vegas Daniel "Kid Poker" Negreanu: Golf is more fun when you're betting millions in Las Vegas

    Professional poker player Daniel Negreanu has always wanted to be a real athlete. Now, with the launch of the High Stakes Golf Tour on ESPN, he and other top gamblers can show off their chops in high stakes competition on a Las Vegas golf course.
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  • carsondaly Late-night host/MTV legend Carson Daly talks golf and that sneaky Roger Clemens

    Get Carson Daly off TV and you'll find one of most polite celebrities anywhere. He didn't just play to the fans at the Bob Hope Chrysler Classic while the cameras were on or reporters were watching. He charmed the volunteers, particularly the older women, clearly coming off as the celebrity in the field they'd most like their daughter to date.
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  • Michael O'Keefe (aka Caddyshack's Danny Noonan): Not just another face in the crowd

  • Maury Povich: "I'm the best of the TV-news and talk-show-host golfers!"

  • Barack Obama: BadGolfer.com's Bad Golfer Of The Decade



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