Golf Jokes » Golf excusesExcuses when you just have to go play golf!
My
house is being painted. I need to get out for a couple of hours. My house is
being remodelled, so I need to get out of the house. My kids are
away at camp. My kids keep
want and try to beat me. My motorcycle
broke down right in front of my favourite course. My mum is making
me teach my little brother to play. My mum is taking
the kids to the amusement park - so I'm taking the afternoon off. My new golf
bag has a cooler that guarantees beer to stay cold for 5 hours. My new golf
shorts have a special built-in pocket to hold tees. My new shoelaces
are guaranteed to lower my score. Since
winning the Lottery, I need something to occupy my time. Someone asked! Standing over
a birdie putt is just thrilling. Summer is almost
over, and I just have not played enough. That's where
they told me to go for the job interview. The ATM made
a mistake, now I have some extra money. The bachelor
party starts on the golf course. The bowling
alley was closed. The British
Open has me all excited. The clouds are
just white and puffy. Perfect golf clouds. The clubhouse
was just remodelled. The clubs are
the only things I got in the divorce settlement. The course does
not require you to replace divots. The course guarantees
no flies or mosquitoes. The course has
a special before 7.00am. The course has
great drinking water at the tee boxes. The course has
great golf magazines in the bathroom stalls. The course has
the best Philly cheese steaks at the turn. The course is
allowing me to demo clubs for free today. The course is
going to aerate the greens next week. The course is
trying out a new program with water coolers on all the carts. The course just
installed electric ball washers. The course just
opened. The course just
put in new golf ball washers. The course put
in a new irrigation system on the back nine. The course serves
a great club sandwich for lunch. The course we
are scheduled to play has a lot of hills. The courses
are too busy on weekends, so I am going out today. The creek is
dried up, so I won't lose a ball on my approach shot. The Cub's have
a night game, so I might as well golf this afternoon. |