Nominate a Certified Hacker

Got a friend who sucks at golf? Don't let them toddle along flailing at the pill in anonymity – it's time to give him the notoriety he so richly deserves!

Send us your pal’s name and hometown and tell us a bit about how badly he or she stinks up the links. If you’ve got a photo or video, all the better. If your friend stinks enough, we will name him a Certified Hacker and he’ll be in the running to win a genuine (unused) toilet plunger awarded annually to the suckiest golfer we know.

Your name:
Hacker nominee:
Hacker nominee’s home town:
Your hometown:
Your email (will not be made public):
Your phone number (will not be made public):
Nominee’s golf swing is like:
Hacker’s average score?
His/her average shot:
Has the nominee ever: Gone hoarse from yelling "fore"?
Finished 18 with more Mulligans than an Irish phone book?
Driven a teaching pro to drink?
Killed more worms than Norton Antivirus?
Nominee ought to play golf with:
Nominee’s golf swing is like:
The nominee's swing is so ugly that:
Tell us a bit more about just how lousy a golfer your nominee is:
Is there a video of the hacker in action? Give us the link:
Do you have a photo of the hacker?:
Is it ok for us to publish this info on the Web?