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Anonymous
Drive
for show, Putt for dough, Shank for comic relief.
Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well.
Real golfers know how to count over five, when they have a bad hole.
Real
golfers don't miss putts, they get robbed.
In golf as in life, it's the follow through that makes the difference.
Golf
is an easy game... it's just hard to play.
Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt.
If there is any larceny in man, golf will bring it out.
Ben
Hogan
I
play with friends, but we don't play friendly games.
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the
club don't you?
As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for
you only get to play one round.
Bob
Allen
The
fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don't
put into it.
Bobby
Jones
Competitive
golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course, the space
between your ears.
Bob
Hope
Golf is a game
that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.'
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation.
If you work at it, it's golf.
Byron
Nelson
The
only shots you can be dead sure of are those you've had already.
Dave
Hill
The
golf swing is like sex. You can't be thinking about the mechanics
of the act while you are performing.
Golf
is the hardest game in the world to play, and the easiest to cheat
at.
Gary
Player
The
harder you work, the luckier you get.
Harry
Tofcano
I'm
hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting
out of them.
Jack
Nicklaus
Golf
is not and has never has been a fair game.
I
think I fail just a bit less than everyone else.
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