Golf Jokes » Golf excusesExcuses when you just have to go play golf!
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free round of golf was included with lessons. A free round
of golf was thrown in for test driving the car. After reading
the USGA rules, I have to change my theory on golf. All the cool
kids play golf. All the executives
from my company play this course. All the pin
placements are forward today. All the TV shows
are reruns. Because I am
retired. Church was cancelled
because of all the snow, so I'm going golfing. Drinking beer
and golfing is just fun. Excuse? I don't
need no stinking excuse! Free beer at
the turn. Frustration
is a rush. I can only get that on a golf course. Golf brings
our my best competitive nature. Golf fills the
long void of the weekend until work starts again. Golf is the
only place I can take my girlfriend where she can't talk constantly. Golf teaches
me patience, and I need a lesson. History dictates
the more I play, the better I get. I almost broke
90 last time out. I need to keep trying. I always meet
interesting people on the course. I
always play well when it rains. I am almost
50; I need to practice for the senior circuit. I am just very
optimistic I will play well if I golf today, so I'm going. I am required
to golf for work; I love my job. I am sick of
playing golf on my computer. I want to play for real. I am useless
at work unless I golf twice a week. I bought a double
titanium krypton driver with atomic shaft and sand grooved grips.
I need to try it out. I bought a golf
cart at a rummage sale. I bought a whole
new golf wardrobe. I bought those
new golf contact lenses, guaranteed to cut 5 strokes off your score. I called in
sick at work. I came home
from work, and a note instructed me to leave and go golfing. I can expense
it for business purposes. I can finally
keep my driver in the fairway. I can finally
play under pressure, so I can start betting again. I can get some
lawn care tips from the ground maintenance crew. I can pass gas,
and no one is the wiser. I can shoot
par on the computer version now I want to try the real thing. I couldn't golf
when I was married, so any time is good now. I do all my
praying on the course. I don't have
a logo ball from that course. I don't have
time for the driving range, but I have time to play 18. I enjoy driving
the golf carts. I enjoy hitting
things. I enjoy looking
for my ball in the rough. I enjoy looking
through the used golf balls in the pro shop. I enjoy nature. I enjoy the
peace and quiet on the course. I enjoy the
smell of freshly cut grass. I enjoy wearing
golf caps. |