The
wind is blowing.
The wind may
help me reach the par-5's in two.
The yardage
has all been remarked.
There are a
lot of cool frogs near the ponds.
There are excellent
fairway bunkers on this course.
There is a traffic
jam, so I might as well play nine instead of sitting in traffic.
There is an
opportunity to see OJ on the course.
There is beautiful
swan watching on the fairways.
There is nothing
else to do in Northern Wisconsin.
There is nothing
like a long, slow walk in nature, with no one in front of me.
They
are fumigating my office, so I have to find something to do this
afternoon.
They are giving
away free golf tees with every nine holes purchased.
They are having
an open house on my home, so I have to find something to do.
They are offering
18 holes for the price of 9.
They are offering
a free round of golf with a nights stay at this hotel; I'm considering
moving in permanently.
They clean my
clubs after the round is over.
They didn't
promote me at work, so I am taking as much time off as possible.
They don't make
you rake the traps at this course.
They gave me
free greens fees because it was so slow last week.
They give out
free peanuts at the turn.
They have a
great microbrewery at the clubhouse.
They have really
soft toilet paper at the golf course.
They have the
best driving range.
They installed
rain guards on the back of the carts to keep my clubs dry.
They just got
all new range balls.
They just replaced
the rye with bluegrass in the fairways.
They put in
a new sand trap on the long par-5 fairway.
They put in
a nursery at the clubhouse, so I can have them baby-sit and me golf!
They put new
tee boxes on the par-5's.
They say the
greens are tough in Myrtle. I have to try it for myself.
This course
has the best sand traps.
This course
offers free caddies with each round purchased.
This new course
has valet parking.
Those new thin
tees allow me to hit my drive an extra 10 yards.
Tomorrow is
ladies day, so I have to get out today.
We are having
the family reunion at the golf course.
We lost electricity
in our house.
We might play
a links course; I wouldn't have to see any other golfers.
What else am
I supposed to do on vacation - spend time with the kids?
What else would
I do on vacation.
