Golf Jokes » Golf excusesExcuses when you just have to go play golf!
It's
where the taxi dropped me off. I've been practising
at the range every day. I need to see how I will do with a real
course. I've never golfed
in Scotland. I've only played
12 rounds this week; I need lucky 13. Last time I
was out, I had a hole in one. I couldn't finish the round because
I was so excited. Last week I
almost broke 100. I have to keep trying. Monday Night
Football moved back to 9.00pm, so I have the entire evening. My back hurts,
so I'm going golfing. My back is finally
feeling better. My best friend
is taking me golfing for my bachelor party. My
boss wants me to play in a scramble. My broker offered
to take me. My brother-in-law
has a layover on his way east, so I thought we could catch up while
playing nine. My buddy is
the starter, and he sneaks me on the course for free. My car is being
fixed, again! My carpet at
home just doesn't break like a real green. My cell phone
is out of range at that course, so my boss can't reach me. My chiropractor
has cracked my back, allowing me to extend my follow-through. My college roommate
is in town, and it's the only thing we have in common. My company sponsored
an event, and I was asked to play. My dad always
pays when we go. My doctor instructed
me to take up a non-stressful sport! My doctor told
me to walk as much as possible. I might as well walk from the cart
to my ball. My dog ran away
and he always goes to the golf course. My e-mail is
down at the office. My father asked
me to teach him, again! My father's
will stated I had to spend the money on green fees! My flight cancelled,
so I need to kill a few hours. My friend keeps
telling me it's fun. My game is starting
to come together, and I need to keep sharp. My girlfriend
asked me to get out of the house for a few hours. My girlfriend
bought me a perspiration-free golf shirt. My girlfriend
went out with her friends. My girlfriend
went to the movies, and I need to kill a few hours. My girlfriend's
grandma cooks such good meals; the course is the only place to walk
off the meal. My golf pro
said I have to go at least once a day. My grandfather
taught me to golf and I want to keep his legacy going. My grandma instructed
me to go. My horse is
sick, so polo is out of the question for today. My hose is broken
so I can't wash the car, I might as well go golfing. |